A shake for your muscles.
This shake contains: whey protein, whole milk, a bushel of bananas, baby formula, half a rack of ribs, one rotisserie chicken, one sleeve of Oreo cookies, 12 assorted munchkins, a scope of ice cream, quarter-pint of Franzia, a shot of bourbon, Cadbury egg, glazed honey ham, plate of scrambled eggs, and a hand-full of Cheerios.
This shake contains: whey protein, whole milk, a bushel of bananas, baby formula, half a rack of ribs, one rotisserie chicken, one sleeve of Oreo cookies, 12 assorted munchkins, a scope of ice cream, quarter-pint of Franzia, a shot of bourbon, Cadbury egg, glazed honey ham, plate of scrambled eggs, and a hand-full of Cheerios.
Dom Mazzetti's Energy Shake
Interviewer: It all fit in there, huh?
Dom: Uh yes, It's very dense with muscle nutrients.
Interviewer: It all fit in there, huh?
Dom: Uh yes, It's very dense with muscle nutrients.
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ENERGY BEER!
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