matchsticking

The act of having anal intercourse and finding out that your dick has been smudged with excrement, resembling a burned matchstick.

-I fucked the shit out of that girl yesterday, literally! I was matchsticking like a mofo!

by matchstickman January 29, 2008

mehtastic

A word used to (sometimes sarcastically) describe the amazing mediocrity of something.

That pattern looks mehtastic on that fabric!

Harry's party was mehtastic at best.

by Kibzok November 11, 2008

mantastically sexalicious

To be a ten on the Worcester manometer, above a perfect physical specimen of a man (George Clooney, John Adams, Charles Lindberg, Fergie), prime targets for man hunting

Wow, Austin, Alex, and LJ are mantastically sexalicious.

by Blacula May 13, 2008

mantastic

Having the qualities or characteristics of one who is of the male gender.

"My fridge is mantastic - all I have is beer, cheese and condiments, and I'm pretty sure I can make a meal out of that."

by Howdy Partner December 28, 2005

Mattastic

Adj. (mat-TAS-tik) The state of being more than generally fantastic, and much better than great. Rather like wonderfull, with a green tint and earthy smell about the person or object.

A few minutes after waking up, Robb felt pretty mattastic."

by Robbisms October 26, 2010

mantastic voyage

a journey of epic proportions which defines one purpose and destiny in life; not a destination or a mile marker along the way, but the great and meaningful wide arc of the journey itself.

Come along and experience our mantastic voyage.

by AT33Aftermath August 3, 2009

lactastic

Adjective used to describe an amazing aspect of (usually breast) milk production.

Mom: Last night I breastfed the baby and then still was able to pump another 8 ounces.
Dad: Wow! That's lactastic!

RN: The lab finished the analysis on the mother's breast milk. It's 27 Calories per ounce.
MD: She might as we'll be making heavy whipping cream! She's lactastic!

by Assistant Professor X February 3, 2014