MacBook

A laptop that is often trashed on urban dictionary by little broke dwarfs that will always and forever be too broke to buy one and ever experience the thing they are trashing.

person one: MacBooks are so gay.
Person two:SHUT UP YOU LITTLE BROKE DWARF NOT LIKE YOU CAN AFFORD ONE ANYWAY!

by skinnyyoungTHUG July 9, 2019

Macbook

A sleek, modern, and powerful piece of technology. Sometimes it's so reliable, you forget how awesome it is.

Yeah, I'll bring my Macbook and we'll work on it then.

by gammyjammy November 20, 2014

MACBOOK

SOMEONE WHOS REALLY SMART AND A MS KNOW-IT-ALL BUT SOMETIMES CAN BE A BITCH

TEACHER:CAN ANYONE PLZ TELL ME THE ANSWER? KID :THE ANSWER IS 4. KID :THIS KID IS A MACBOOK

by WERTI October 13, 2021

Macbook

Expensive laptop that can't even run games

I bought a MacBook to play games, but I'm stuck with candy crush

by FlabbyPancakeSause March 28, 2023

MacBook

Up until 2020, MacBooks were potrayed as overpriced pieces of garbage. They were only recognized because of their operating system and famous logo. Since the invention of M-series processors in 2020, MacBooks are reliable and efficient. Their operating system, macOS is more robust than any other operating system. Their battery lasts all day if you're just casually watching YouTube videos. MacBooks are the most balanced laptop package you'll ever find, and although a little expensive and monetized, they are still great laptops! You can't argue with that!

Person 1: Damn it! My kid found out how to delete system32!
Person 2: I shouldn't have clicked on that link... now I have to send bitcoins to get my data back!
Person 3: Maybe you guys should consider buying a MacBook... not to be the advertiser

by kingcatIII July 21, 2024

MacBook

the best laptop in the world

a random idiot - omg you have a MacBook I am so broke if only I had a macbook pls give it to me

macbook user - stfu loser I'm never giving you this 8000 dolla MacBook pro

the random idiot - give me it or I will force you into windows

MacBook user - I hate you go away you idiot face

by 584940493395874392034839394 May 8, 2024

MacBook

iphone/ipad with bigger display and keyboard

You bought a MacBook? What an idiot!

by wlwlwlwlwlwlwlwlwl July 14, 2025