macbook

A blazingly fast, extreamly cool laptop. Replaced the crappy iBook in early 2006.
Expected to be a cash cow for Apple, as simply the color black costs $150.
More features and speed than Windows will ever have.

Loser: Shit! my Dell just froze again!
Macbook User: Ditch that peice and get a macbook!

by Bixxo June 11, 2006

macbook

a truly amazing laptop, extremely fast and relatively cheap compared to other mac computers ($1100). I bought one last week and it hasnt failed me. where as my brother bought a dell xps and bam bye bye xps.

Me: Aaaaaaaah my macbook is sooo sweet

Brother: Grrrr i hate the crappy dell!

by yogos July 20, 2006

MacBooking

Surfing the web in the act of using a MacBook, preferably with an exciting, outgoing attitude.

"Honey, get off the computer."

"Not now, Mom. I'm MacBooking."

by flangerium December 27, 2008

Macbook

A computer made for petty girls and gay guys.

Girl: OMG Like OMG I like totality got a new Macbook.
Gay gay: OMG I got my new mac book, now ima go to Starbucks and get a frappe chino

me: Slaps face "im just gonna stick with my asus..."

by rap music is shit July 25, 2019

Macbook

A sleek, modern, and powerful piece of technology. Sometimes it's so reliable, you forget how awesome it is.

Yeah, I'll bring my Macbook and we'll work on it then.

by gammyjammy November 20, 2014

Macbook wanker

A person who uses or talks about their macbook at every given opportunity.
May be used with all apple products eg. ipod wanker, ipad wanker, iphone wanker etc.

"look at Sean on his his macbook-again"
"yeah,hes such a macbook wanker"

by zoola-azul January 11, 2012

macbook pro

Apple Computer's latest weapon. Features a base that's capable of causing third-degree burns.

You: Would you like to try my new MacBook Pro? Here, put it on your lap.
Victim: Hey, it's got a camera... aagh! My sperm!

by Paul June 18, 2006