Yeetus Cleetus Deletus Fetus Meatus Beatus

Yeetus Cleetus Deletus Fetus Meatus Beatus means to beat the absolute shit our of someone else's newborn baby through reality hacks in which you ascended to another dimensional plane just to beat the shit out of that baby, this is a very painful experience to both you and the baby, but don't worry, you have at least a 0.0000000001% chance of survival, at least you have that? the baby on the other hand will die, but who cared about it anyways, right? it was more or less and accidental birth anyways.... this can also be used as a threat, in which you may go back in time through that same ascendance to the time that person was born and do the same as previously explained.

you are going to make me Yeetus Cleetus Deletus Fetus Meatus Beatus you!

by TychonChosha898 November 8, 2021

Yeetus My Meatus

An enigmatic racing driver who's claim to fame dates back to March 2020 during the official Formula 1 #Challenge Lando event, in which a selection of F1 fans were chosen to take part in a race against Formula 1 driver Lando Norris. One such "lucky fan" was the infamous Yeetus_My_Meatus who rose to fame after not only hitting Lando around on the opening lap, but causing him to spin later on in the race. After a making Norris look like a Sunday driver in the lower echelons of club-level motor-racing, Yeetus went on to finish an amazing 3rd place. However since then, this mysterious personality has disappeared from the mainstream audience, leading to the continuous demand of their return with the hashtag #ChallengeYeetus and #BringBackYeetus.

Nobody officially knows what may have happened to this legendary super-being, but all can guess is that they are almost certainly not a fan of Lando.

"Yeetus My Meatus closes the door!" - Jack Nicholls, 2020

by BaldoNorris1999 July 22, 2020

matúš

A slav usually born in eastern europe comes from a village or small town which is not too popular but it is always in his heart. Most people called 'matúš' are normally straight. Matúš works hard and therefore he is good looking and when he grows up may not be rich but will have a pretty wife.

Matúš stop fucking about.
Dont do it matúš for fuck sake.

by ILikeNoOne August 22, 2019

meatus

Slang term for the urinary meatus (aka the hole at the tip of your dick)

If you have a dick without a meatus, you're a fucking freak.

by Bu Bugmont February 11, 2005

Matusz

(Verb)(ma-toos) - To speak in a lengthy blathering circular fashion without providing any form of real content or dialogue to the conversation. To ramble without end even when faced with opposition from the other party of the conversation.

Person 1: "Let me just give you a background on what I do, *blah, blah, blah, blah*..."

Person 2: "Excuse me but I think I know what your asking, I can fix this quickly if you will let me --"
Person 1 interrupting: "Sir, so yeah as I was saying there is *blah, blah, blah, blah*..."
Person 2: "Are you Matuszing me right now!?"

Co-worker 1: "I overhead him on the phone earlier today with a customer. He rambled on non-stop with a customer for over 10 minutes and didn't let the other person speak until he finished blathering with no real content or meaning."

Co-worker 2: "It seems like he likes calling people just to Matusz them!"

by ironchefbobbyflay March 6, 2020

matusala

Someone whit the biggest dick (at least 10 inches). Someone who is smart but dumb at the same time.

Matusala its hanging out again!!!

by Lildickiiii April 22, 2021

Quinn Matushek

She's smart, cute, loyal, and always there for you. She'll stick with you and make jokes along the way. She's very unique and C U T E. She's beautiful and everyone knows it. She is the type that cares about you and your life. She also makes a great girlfriend 😘

She lights up the room and makes everyone laugh. Quinn Matushek is one of a kind.

by pseudonym628 November 9, 2019