Mofti

Can be used when something is really good or more often used with a sarcastic undertone as something bad.

Can be contrasted to words like ‘wet wipe’.

Joyce: ... and he turned out to be a stalker
Sana: Thats some mofti behaviour

by Chowdry April 1, 2021

mwefting

the sucking sound that is made while having sex from the side

roomate1: dude, i couldn't sleep last night all i heard was loud mwefting coming from your room all night long
roomate2: my bad, i was hittin it from the side...did you at least enjoy what you heard?

by johova November 21, 2006

moofti

Terrorists who wrap towels around their heads. Arabs, indonesians etc.. Can be male or female

Guy: Look at that moofti

by Peter Digger September 13, 2006

mofty

a waste person. doesnt deserve to be alive. swag people.

your such a mofty.what a mofty?

by Lady Loudy May 13, 2005

Mooftastic

Something unbelievable. Something so incredibly cute that you want to die.

A furry bunny is "mooftastic." A baby puppy is also "mooftastic."

by Poofin October 1, 2008

moftn

More Often Than Not

A2:Hey, how was your day I heard Jill was being that way again.

B2:Moftn she is always that way.

A1:Hey, I heard bill was being an ass again.
B1:Moftn.
A1:Should really break up with him.
B1:Ya but, he's different.

A1:But, that's what you said about Cregg.
B1:Cregg isn't Bill, Diana!

A1Diana: Okay bitch please.
B1: Don't fuck with me Jill.

A1:I'm not your just being a stupid bitch.
B1:What did you say!!

{Meooow!}

-ruffling dust plooms burst from the office cuticle-

B2Gregg: Ya man Jills a slut

A2Bill: Rlly?

B2Gregg: Ya man should totally date Dianna.

by A Username September 16, 2013

MWorthen

When you use your own cum as hair gel to perfect your flow but your dad walks in on you at the wrong time and it turns into to a dserrin with your dad with him on top

M: Man I'm still traumatized by the MWorthen that happened to me last night
D: oh damn you alright
M: Yeah I'm only traumatized cause I liked it.

by MAMA SERRIN January 21, 2015