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Morpheus Logic 

From a scene in Matrix Reloaded:

Trinity: Maybe we did something wrong.

Neo: Or didn't do something.

Morpheus: No, what happened, happened and couldn't have happened any other way.

Neo: How do you know?

Morpheus: We are still alive.

Morpheus always sees the fact "You're alive" is good enough no matter how bad the situation.
Guy 1: Man, My wife got pregnant from someone else, I got divorced, they foreclosed my house and I'm having to file bankruptcy.

Guy 2: I don't know how you made it though?

Guy 1: I practice Morpheus Logic, I'm alive...

Note: not to be confused with Castaway Logic, When you are actually desperate to live.

Morpheus is fighting Neo! 

A phrase used in an inappropriate situation to get everyone's attention shortly before leaving a room.
Eg, at a funeral:

Priest: And so we lay him to rest-

Twat: COME QUICK GUYS, MORPHEUS IS FIGHTING NEO!

morpheus tokata 

When someone hacks your league of legends account and changes your summoner name to this...
Oh man someone Morpheus Tokata'd me..

Morpheus's world 

Synonymous with "dream world." Referring to The Matrix (1999), Morpheus's world was the illusional dream world machines created in a futuristic environment to entertain the minds of the coma-like humans, who were bred for energy to sustain the machines.
As the night grew steadily older, my eyelids grew heavier as I descended into Morpheus's world.
Morpheus's world by cmfd723 December 2, 2010

Morpheus Phreak 

Expert in all things Microsoft related.

Always correct.
Morpheus Phreak by Anonymous May 18, 2003

Morpheus face 

AKA. Rod Ward face. Attributed to those with an abnormally fat face resembling that of a fatass. Can be hereditary or also swipe directly from a WacDonalds cash card.
Damn Nate, you appear to be sportin a Morpheus Face today.
Morpheus face by Johanna D March 3, 2004