Moonbeamism

A religion dedicated to worshipping the king Benny (Benson) Boone and his wonderful lyricism, specifically displayed in his 2025 hit single, ‘Mystical Magical’.

‘Oh, I heard you turned to a new religion? What’s it called?’
‘Yeah - It’s called Moonbeamism!’

by Bensonbooner June 3, 2025

All kittens and moonbeams

Everything is just fine.

Going through the process of retiring from the U.S.N. was all kittens and moonbeams.

by JCA/Bremerton August 3, 2023

Moonbeams

Moonbeams refers to a woman who wears hot pants, Daisy Dukes, or short shorts. When she walks, her tan lines pop in and out of her Daisy Dukes, hot pants, or short shorts, exposing the untanned areas of her butt, a form of mooning also known more specifically as moon beams.

Her moonbeams are dancin' as she is prancin'. Her moonbeams are poppin' out.

by CyberBub August 10, 2025

Moonbeams

An exclamation used when something is completely unbelievable or nonsense.

Marta: Did you hear that the president outlawed breathing?

Alexis: That's moonbeams!

by KerryF June 18, 2020

moonbeam icecream

a song made by the worst artist and i hate everyone who listens to that song and actually enjoys that bs

we all hate moonbeam icecream

by qwasixi July 19, 2025

Dirty moonbeam

When a moonbeam is in the woods for several weeks drinking coffee and smoking cigarettes..

I feel enlightened from the dirty moonbeam..

by Dab'll Doo March 12, 2022