sock monkeyed

A person who has had so much plastic surgery that their skin is very tight and they have very large lips, resembling the childrens stuffed animal.

Your mom has had so much work done...she's been sock monkeyed.

by Goat R. May 12, 2008

Monkeyed up!

When your messing with something and trying to fix it then get over your head so bad a team of monkeys can’t even help you. When this happens, you’re all Monkeyed up!

I went to my neighnor to try and fix a belt that came off my van, but didn’t realize how fukkin monkeyed up it was!

I called Comcast to fix my internet that went out and when the bastards were done it was all Monkeyed up!

by TempleofJews August 3, 2018

monkeyed

Having seen, read, or heard mentioned the word monkey during the course of a day. This more like a life observation passed on to another whom is willing to participate by paying attention.

Damn, I got monkeyed by a tv commercial today.

by greyhat December 18, 2014

Monkeyed

The art of a broker fooling a trader into a poor trading decision through the use of alternative facts or fake news.

Man I really didn't want to sell that but the bookie monkeyed me.

by leccytrader1 May 11, 2017

MONKEEEEE

A common exspression used by Jimmyhere when he sees a monkey appear in his livestream

*Video playing with monkey*

"MONKEEEEEE"

by MoreSackThanShaft April 5, 2022

monkee haircut

When Asian kids go to Thailand and in search of lady boys and spearfishing trips

Albert went to Thailand for a monkee haircut.

by BlueBYU October 3, 2017

Monkee

He is the most powerful Monkey, he is the most powerful GOD and we must protect him at all cost.

Look, i am the Monkee god!

by FearlessTS December 8, 2020