Memmingen

City in Germany where all the extremely hot girls are born. And then they move far away and the citizens of Memmingen never get to enjoy their beautiful women.

Memmingen Citizen: I can never find a wife! (in German of course)
Other Memmingen Citizen: All the beautiful ones leave!

by AwesomeMemmingenBornChick June 19, 2010

Cum mumming

When you accidentally fuck your mum and then cum in a bucket and feed it to your 2 year old sister/niece and then walk her to school then punch a teacher in the face while singing “Miss my wigga” to a hench black guy then suck his dick (say no homo after) then end the day watching game of thrones re-enacting sex scenes with your dead nan.

son: mummy
Mum: yes Adolf
Son: what can I do for my birthday
Mum: invade Poland ?
Son : nah can we go cum mumming
Mum: ur mum gay lol

by Phil mygootch May 7, 2018

mamming

The act of laying you breasts on random items in support of breast cancer awareness

It's breast cancer awareness month and I saw a woman mamming fruit at the grocery store

by PixelKinks October 18, 2013

Moming

The act of taking care of small humans day in and day out without getting adequate rest, remembering to eat and a general disregard for one's own self care while trying to stay somewhat sane.

Moming is hard.

by KcAment13 December 30, 2020

mumming

the art of having sex with a mother. This doesnt necessarily have to be there own, but anybody that they are aware of being a mother. mummed bummed bumming

oh dont worry about jim, hes just gone for a spot of mumming.

by Kris Ryan March 20, 2008

Moming

When someone usually older then you and is not related to you acts like your mom.

Not mom, “ you should take ibuprofen in stead of ... “
me, “Hold on are you moming me right now”

by Goodol’ sam March 24, 2018

Momminders

When a Mom constantly reminds her kids to do things they don't want to do. Having to always remind the kids is annoying on both parts but she did it with love. Momminders are given by the best Moms!

The dedictated Mom was constantly giving her kids Momminders to do their homework, clean their rooms, walk the dog, and take out the garbage. The Momminders were annoying to give and receive but were always given with love.

by suzgirl September 8, 2019