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The 14th largest city in California. With over 40 square miles of land, it has a population of 216,000 residents. It has become well-known as the hometown of Star Wars creator George Lucas... as well as other celebrities.
"Man this wineis good shit! Where did they make this??"
"Modesto, California."
Modesto by CBinion91 May 20, 2020
Modesto is a town in Northern California, however is considered the Central valley. Modesto is Known as the town of "Murder, Meth, and Autotheft" it has a population of 215K+ people and the crime crate is so high its considered one of the worst places to live. They try too hard to be the LA, but in reality they are just the Wannabe LA thats eternally broke. Modesto is just fresnos embarrassed little bride.
Yo I saw a drug deal in modesto the other day!

Modesto Dude! 

1. battle cry heard in Call of Duty or Battlefields.

2. When something sick happens in Modesto.
I saw someone get robbed today!" Where at? "In Modesto Dude!"

Modesto Christian 

A private school in modesto known for recruiting athletes, mainly basketball players, throughout the central valley that enjoys beating up on small schools and losing to teams of equal or slightly worst talent.
Modesto Christian has 3 players on their team going to D 1 schools, another playing small college ball, and one of the top freshman in the nation i think its guanteed they will win division 4 state title.

Don't get too excited they lost to Branson a team comprised of less talented white guys that actually plays defense.
Modesto Christian by Modestoian October 9, 2009

Modesto Mouthpeice 

To lay a girl on her back, straddle her face then pushing not one, but both balls into her mouth. This move is considered complete when the man rod is resting on her forehead, between her eyes, in the 12 o'clock position.
"Did you get any last night from Sally?"

"Nah but i gave her a Modesto Mouthpeice when she would shut the fuck up"
Modesto Mouthpeice by vrocket December 9, 2008

Modesto Christian 

A Bible based school formed in 1962 in Modesto, CA. A great education, but sadly with a price of dealing with hypocrites throughout the faculty and students.