sloth moccasin

A vagina engulfed in ungroomed pubic hair.

I was going to go down on this girl, but she had a massive sloth moccasin.

Her sloth moccasin looked like Charlie Daniels screaming.

by Dr. Slippy &The Trouser Snakes January 24, 2010

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moccasin

1. A soft leather slipper traditionally worn by certain Native American peoples.

2. Footwear resembling slippers

Oh my new deer-skin moccasins are so comfortable!

by Salchite March 6, 2005

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Copperheaded Peanut Moccasin

An extremely hot shit taken after eating the spiciest of Kung Pow dishes at your local Chinese restaurant. Loaded with peanuts and leaves you feeling like you shit out a curling iron.

Hey Mr. Wong your Kung Pow Chicken always make me have to shit right away but I'm going to hold this one because I know it's a Copperheaded Peanut Moccasin.

by swanballs August 30, 2010

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A large, particularly ill tempered snake which resides within the state Texas, and parts of Louisiana. Although its existence has never been confirmed, many reports of vicious attacks have come in from drunken fishermen all over the state. They are said to have vivid color patterns and are accompanied by a peculiar odor. They are especially prone to attacking liberals.

What is that over there in the bushes? Holy shit! that's a cottonback rattle moccasin!! Get the hell away from it man, you're a registered democrat!

by texasmustang67 September 2, 2010

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water moccasin

A far better name for a red bull and vodka, particularly if consumed in the morning as a bracer to steady yourself after an all nighter with your buddies.

"Dude, you stink like a brewery and look terrible" "No shit sherlock. Let's hit the Pulpit for some 2 for 1 water moccasin's so I can brace myself and get going again"

by All nighter all the time March 17, 2017

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