moboki

Derived from the first 2 letters of the phrase "momentary boredom killer". Any internet diversionary activity that relieves boredom, such as viewing an amusing youtube video.

Have you viewed this moboki? I thought it was funny.

by JoSeq January 25, 2007

Kaito Momota

An amazing man who is carefree and determined to reach his goals. He's quite the charmer and will never give up! Also has pretty good sex.

I wish all guys were like Kaito Momota.

by I love Dangan Ronpa August 16, 2017

Mobolaji

The name of a woman is considered smart, strong, kind and very beautiful at heart. She is your typical cool, nice and reserved lady. She is always there for others in time of need. She is intelligent and focuses on whatever she does. she has a very beautiful character and good morals and can be weird at times. She is still the best friend you would ever find. Her worth cant be explained.

1st person: That girl is so lovely
2nd person: What did you expect? She is Mobolaji

by brendasert April 16, 2017

Monotasker

One who requires their complete focus to do one thing at a time.

I saw another monotasker almost get hit by a car today, trying to cross the street while talking on a cellphone.

by A.J. Hoffman November 29, 2007

monotone face

when your face is totally devoid of emotion, usually after someone has made a lame joke

Scarlett didnt think Dads joke was funny so she showed him her monotone face

by Kittsy December 18, 2012

McBottage

When you go balls out on a diet for about a week with the plan to become an Adonis so you can actually get laid. When it doesn't yield results then you regress back into a sniffling pile of self loathing upon which you jam nothing but McDonalds down your throat and whine like a bitch on how much your life sucks!

Robert: "Oh no, here comes Chris on his McBottage diet!"

Chris: "You guys are a bunch of assholes..."

Mike: "Just sit down and stop crying over your McNuggets."

Chris: "This place sucks and I hate my life!!"

by HipoBum May 2, 2013

Molotov everything

To destroy everything with crude means, such as by using molotov cocktails.

I am furious with him. I will go to his place and molotov everything!

by EliasG July 20, 2018