H town. Literally. Heroin and meth everywhere. The town of wannabe drug dealers and white people who think they can say the n word. Everyone here thinks they’re a gang member. White kids who smoke weed once and claim to be blood or crip. Everyone here smells like cigarettes and asscheese.
Hey man you wanna go to Hinckley, MN and see a movie?
“Stinkley? Nah man I’d rather not run the risk of getting a needle in my Hardee’s burger.”
“Stinkley? Nah man I’d rather not run the risk of getting a needle in my Hardee’s burger.”
by phosphorushoe February 8, 2020
Term used by gamers in Red Alert 2 and Starcraft in conjunction with "GL HF" in order to sway the opponent into wasting time with questioning what it means.
Me: GL HF MN DL
Opponent: What does MN DL mean?
Opponent: Hello? What is that?
Opponent: I dont get it...
Opponent: What does MN DL mean?
Opponent: Hello? What is that?
Opponent: I dont get it...
by SwayDawg January 8, 2012
A shitty place in Southeastern Minnesota where if your not a hick or a drug dealing alcoholic. Your not a resident. The school is so god damn awful. Besides the fact that they're just as poor as an Ethiopian lemonade stand (don't get me started on the embezzlement problem). The best thing there is walking down the street and finding semen filled condoms and used heroin needles. There is some decent things though, Most people are down to have a good time. The ones that don't are either white Virgins that play gay magic card games and listen to Mo Bamba and my Fucking little pony or Obama loving Libtards that praise equal rights, world peace and Rosa Parks and shit. that ain't happening here. We might have STDs just crawling on every park bench here but we can be some of the most badass sons of bitches on the planet if you give us booz and a free pass to say the N-word so if you would like to visit. Bring beer and call the Principle of the school a pussy Snowflake and welcome to the shit show that is Plainview also. Don't drink the water. Its full of chlorine and period blood. #GodBlessAmerica #fuckinragheads #3millionindebt #getoffmydickbitch #becauseisaidso #LiveFastAndEatAss #fuckwithmeandIchopyoudickoffpussy
"Bro we going to that party in Plainview, MN tomorrow night." "Nah, I'm not a big fan of Chlamydia and unwanted buttsex, but thanks for asking."
by Mike Honcho (aka Daddy) 💦 December 26, 2018
A city of about 22,000 twenty miles outside of St Paul. Full of helicopter moms who think the sun rises and sets out of their children's asses. Also has a substantial number of kids who think they're country because they live a mile ouside of town on a 3 acre lot with a pool, drive some POS 89 Silverado, and sport the Confederate flag. Close enough to the rest of the Twin Cities to have some sprawly growth on the edges of town, yet isolated enough to still be able to support some weird patrimonial hierarchies, socially, economically, etc. City and it's residents seem to reject the idea of assimilation into the Greater Twin Cities area, wanting to keep it's small town feel (which is okay) and it's closed minded ideals (not okay).
A: Me and my family live in Hastings, MN.
B: So you pretty much do whatever Michele Bachmann says then, huh?
A: Obv.
B: So you pretty much do whatever Michele Bachmann says then, huh?
A: Obv.
by ChrsJnvch86 May 7, 2011
Monticello is a fun but boring town. It has a community center a walmart and a target that white kids go to after school. Its population is 95% white people. The kids like to get kicked out of the stores.
Emily: "Hey lets go to target in monticello mn a and get kicked out for fun"
Derek " sounds like fun to me, then we go to walmart and get kicked out to"
Derek " sounds like fun to me, then we go to walmart and get kicked out to"
by Monticello12qw November 5, 2017
Sooo, I had to make this because me and my close friends use it to annoy each other. Anyone heard of moaning from other weird definitions? Well, thats what Mn means for me and my friend. Thanksss ^~^
by Madison14537 June 4, 2019
A small town located in the west central area of Minnesota. The residents are friendly, but some of the kids between the ages of 13 and 16 think they are "gangster" while living in the sticks.
D " Dude Im so hung over, we went out to the icehouse last night and got stoned and shot some dumbass"
M " I know dude, Im with ya"
Older Person " Shut up you illiterate little punks, you dont live in 'da hood' you live in Cosmos, MN"
M " I know dude, Im with ya"
Older Person " Shut up you illiterate little punks, you dont live in 'da hood' you live in Cosmos, MN"
by The Fallen Challenger October 26, 2009