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"Minty Lip Shine"

Mint-flavored clear lipgloss from heaven, as seen overpriced at Victoria's Secret.
"Mmmm, this MLS tastes great... totally worth the $30 I paid for it!"
MLS by The Minty Lip Fairy February 20, 2009
Related Words
MLS mlsme MLS Lifer MLSA mlsakis MLSB Mlsd mlsDma MLSE mlsek
Mommy's Little Suck-up
That MLS just ran back and told mommy everything that happened!! informer
MLS by Ifusimi May 22, 2009
Black united gang, also consisted of a few wogs.

mls hangs around the eastern subarbs of melbourne, now known to be one of the hardest gangs around, apprently running through houses tagging cars blowing drug dealers houses up is there kind of thing.
Highly Respected.
id watch out for MLS there tough and dont fuck around.
random: heard of mls ?
random 2: heard they got hot chicks
MLS by franky466 December 28, 2009
The trashy and only soccer league in the USA. The only time it gets good is when a player from Europe who is about to retire comes here. But is still really trashy. This is depressing for a lot of people including me because you can never get a good soccer experience.
Person 1 “ There is one way to cure my depression
Person 2 “What is it?”
Person 1 “ When the MLS actually gets good”
MLS by TheAmericanSoccerLover March 31, 2019
This English origin, original slang, was once commonly used in 2020, where it is used to state that Max loves Sophie, instead of talking about football/soccer.
One guy: Do you k that MLS?
One guy: Yee, they hooked up yesterday
MLS by ALAMNAM January 19, 2020

MLS Lifer 

A derogatory term used by U.S. Men's National Soccer Team fans to older Major League Soccer players who get national team callups instead of the younger and more skilled European-based players who have more competitive experience.
I can't believe they called up this bum MLS lifer Aaron Long for the World Cup over John Brooks, a completely better defender with actual experience against European teams.
MLS Lifer by ENoscatt June 5, 2023