Reverse Midas Touch

A state-of-being, when, literally, EVERYTHING you touch turns to shit. The more important the thing is, the bigger pile of shit it becomes. There is nothing to be done to reverse this condition except time. Generally doesn't last more than 24 hours. It can also be used to refer to a general trend regarding your state-of-being, not just a single incident. (Like having a bad hair day, this would be a Reverse Midas Touch Day)

You've decided it's time to tell the person you've been dating that you love them. The perfect moment arrives, your faces are close, you smile and say, "I love you so much _______" (insert the name, not of your lover but of your ex - who they know) The look on their face says it all. Your first time sharing your soul with your lover, and it's not just bad, it's total shit. You stammer out an apology, and insert the name of your ex AGAIN, instead of saying their name. A true Reverse Midas Touch Moment. In your attempt to make this moment perfect, your anxiety to do so got the better of you causing you to totally fuck it up. hoisted by your own petard Instead of it being the beautiful moment you wished for, you find yourself going to hell in a hand basket

by WuWu LaFong September 1, 2013

midbag

ball sack that is connected halfway up the penis

id go balls deep. but my midbag is getting in the way =(

by Bsteeze June 16, 2010

Midas Presence

The tendency of any computer problem to be instantly fixed when anyone above a certain technical proficiency stands within a certain radius of the malfunctioning equipment

User: Whenever I try to configure my printer, it never.... hay, it's working fine. I promise I wasn't making it up...

Tecchie: It's OK. Just Midas Presence kicking in...

by j-cutter November 4, 2009

50M Midas Sword

The best sword known to man in hypixel skyblock.

person in unstable dragon armor (P1): hey man you got AOTD yet?
person in full superior dragon armor (P2): nah i got 50M MIDAS SWORD OOOOOOOOOOOOO
P1: holy shorts
P2: lol

by AryamanV2000 November 5, 2019

Midbahh

The worst png commentator ever. She's just MID

Random: Hey, who's Meowbahh?
Person: The most CRINGE png commentator ever, just call he Midbahh.

by n0t_w1ll0w March 24, 2022

Gay Midas

Used to typically describe a woman who was the last to have relations with a man that later came out of the closet, and may also have a father that is gay.

"She's such a Gay Midas. Everything she touches turns to gay."

"I heard her dad's gay too. Gay Midas or what?"

by Fankfurt March 30, 2009

Brown Midas

A person whose touch, rather than turning everything to gold, turns everything to shit.

"How the hell does that guy stay in a job? He relentlessly heads up shit pile after shit pile."

"No idea mate. Proper brown midas going on there."

by rhythmjunky February 12, 2013