mattchew

mattchew is the irish form of matthwew

"mattchew can't say matthew"

by -elle October 5, 2007

mattchoo

A sneeze that makes you fart and pee a little... Very inconvienient.

When Ben had a mattchoo, you can see the result from his pantleg.

"I just mattchooed, now I need to change my undies, AGAIN."

by MattchooBaby February 10, 2010

Mattcew

A force to be reckoned with. Someone who will never give up. Don't ever doubt him, he will prove you wrong. Rambunctious, exuberant, kind, thoughtful with a touch of mischief and rowdiness.

Your man cheated on you so Mattcew s going to take out his knee caps for you!

by Matt5988 December 20, 2016

Muttcut

Haircut for a 🐕

I think it's time your dog gets a muttcut

by pjmorand September 23, 2018

Mattcheeww

A dirty, stinky, slimy, arrogant and ignorant guy who goes around using girls for their bodies ,can’t keep it in his pants and drops you as soon as he finds someone else.

Girl 1: My man blocked me and was using me to show off to his friends. Girl 2: Aww really? I told you he would play you. Girl 3: He’s such a Mattcheeww

by NotYourBaby101 June 7, 2019

muttcunt

Muttcunt is a very powerful word and is primarily directed at women. Women hate being called mutts, and hate being called a cunt even more.

I dont give a shit you fucken muttcunt .

by Rale chaddington November 9, 2019

mattconsios

The best ship between a guy named Matias/Mattias and Nicolas/Nick

"Whats the best ship?"

"Mattconsios"

"Ohh thats true!"

by alfons76 May 24, 2022