Mein Schwanz ist groß

this is German for "my dick is big", this is how you can impress a girl or just use it in general

kid: Mein Schwanz ist groß bitch
Dad: what does that mean?
Kid: im not telling

Dad: i can speak german bitch
kid: shit
Dad: your mum likes Mein großer Schwanz
*both laughs*

kid: but that wasnt you in the bedroom last night

Dad: *gets glock 17*

by WANKERKID69 January 27, 2021

Mein Kampf

Book written by Adolf Hitler during his imprissionment in 1921 detailling his philosophies about Germany and its need for power, and later he added a second part in which his anti-semetic beliefs are outlined. Ultimatly, it is revered as the Nazi philosophy book, but is actually a great source for history at the time *the first part, not the second*

Mein Kampf was written by Adolf Hitler

by Mike Truitt June 11, 2003

Mein Gott

German for 'oh goodness' or 'good lord'. (trust me, i would know)

"Mein Gott!!! Wie konnte mir das passieren ?! Ich glaube, ich werde ohnmächtig!"

by Cecily de Vere March 7, 2017

Mein Kampf

Justin Bieber's diary

Guy 1: Dude, I just found a leaked copy of Mein Kampf on the internet, dude!
Guy 2: Dude, holy shit, dude! Dude, can I see it, dude?
Guy 1: Dude, yeah, dude!

by Da Something June 2, 2020

Mein Teil

German for "My Part". Teil is also a slang term in German for "Penis."

Es ist mein Teil – nein
Mein Teil – nein
Da das ist mein Teil – nein
Mein Teil – nein
(Taken from the Rammstein Song "Mein Teil")

by You don't need to know my name. February 15, 2005

mein kampfy chair

Adolf Hitler's Kampfy chair - A book by Adolf Hitler

Hitler: This ist mein Kampfy chair

by TheBestBird April 9, 2016

Mein kampf

My favorite book.

"Why do you have a copy of mein kampf?"
"Because that shits my favorite book nigga"

by Goddammityousorryfuckingshit September 19, 2016