1. Medical doctor. The graduate of an allopathic medical school who prefers to treat diseases rather than people and shudders at the thought of having to touch people.
2. Medical doctor. The graduate of an osteopathic medical school who failed the courses in osteopathic manipulative medicine.
2. Medical doctor. The graduate of an osteopathic medical school who failed the courses in osteopathic manipulative medicine.
1. "A stethescope? You mean I have to touch him? Can't I just order an echo and prescribe some pain pills?"
2. "Isn't an MD what they give you when you fail OMM?"
2. "Isn't an MD what they give you when you fail OMM?"
by datchbatch September 16, 2006
MD stands for more drinks. It is a rating system used for guys to communicate with one another about how many drinks they need to take before they would fornicate with that specific girl who may not look so great.
Rating system:
1MD: probably still smash when sober
2MD: state of mind is slightly altered but loosening up
3MD: feeling pretty good now 5s are looking like 8s
4MD: damn im drunk every girl is looking good now
1B (1 bottle): Id put it in anything with a hole thats warm, wet, and willing
**Caution: When exceeding the 1B mark may wake up the next morning with a terrible migraine, aching anus, with a guy next to you saying "i had a great night"
or
next to a stripper who's now your wife.
**inspired by the song "1 more drink" by ludacris
Rating system:
1MD: probably still smash when sober
2MD: state of mind is slightly altered but loosening up
3MD: feeling pretty good now 5s are looking like 8s
4MD: damn im drunk every girl is looking good now
1B (1 bottle): Id put it in anything with a hole thats warm, wet, and willing
**Caution: When exceeding the 1B mark may wake up the next morning with a terrible migraine, aching anus, with a guy next to you saying "i had a great night"
or
next to a stripper who's now your wife.
**inspired by the song "1 more drink" by ludacris
guy 1: that girls ugly
guy 2: ya shes a 3md
guy 1: whats a 3md?
guy 2: 3 more drinks before i smash!!
guy 2: ya shes a 3md
guy 1: whats a 3md?
guy 2: 3 more drinks before i smash!!
by ShaanDonKhan July 30, 2009
(n.) MiniDisc - The media that contains (usually musical) data and often goes into a MiniDisc Player.
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by MELISSSSAAAA October 17, 2005
Short for mini dutch. used when you want to say mini dutch but there are people around who can hear you, so you say md
Similar to saying bw to say blunt wrap
Similar to saying bw to say blunt wrap
Dude. My mom is in the other room, we need to get "cheeseburgered(high)" i got dank stuff u got the "md"
by Fuh Rank May 01, 2008