McVirgin

A person who is a virgin and probably will stay a virgin due to their attitude or actions around woman and also either works for or eats alot of McDonald's

Someone says anything about them having sex:
Example.
Person 1: Id do anything to take a girl to bed
Person 2: calm down McVirgin

Example2. You're such a McVirgin (insert friends name here)

By @cabanaken

by Cabanaken October 8, 2017

McVitie's

Verry delicous kookies. They hav them with shokolate or raisins. Fiitted for citizens of Vegetaria! Made in Holland, UK.

citizen 1: Wow I'm so hangry! :/
citizen 2: Here hav some McVitie's, handcrafted in Holland!
citizen 1: Omg thanks fellow vegetabale!

by kookieluvrGdM_21 April 21, 2022

Balls McVinegar

An exclamation derived from the phrase "balsamic vinegar".

Balls McVinegar, I hate this game!

by integrityowl February 3, 2018

McVittie

when you shit in a blender, put your face in it, then turn it on Frappe´ and it cuts your face and you get shit in your cuts

david is in to the kinky stuff

i know he gave himself a Mcvittie!

by Poonhogs June 9, 2008

McVittie Lick

Having fingered either a female or male the fingerer licks the remenance off their fingers.

"Fiona loves it dirty"

"I know mate, she gave me a McVittie Lick!!"

by BWMN050410 April 5, 2010

Lawson Mcvie

A fat scottish man addicted to Pot Noodles and Microwaveable Hot-Dogs.

Oh no a lawson mcvie bought all the Pot Noodles

by NIBBANOCAP April 17, 2020

Fittie as a McVittie Biccie

Somebody who is beyond the relm of fit, and practically edible beacuse he is so totally hot.

God I love him!
He's as Fittie as a McVittie Biccie

by X April 1, 2005