As defined in the parkour bible, a Matty H is a move only for the bravest of Parkour specialists, many people who attempt a Matty H rarely live to tell the tale. The act of doing a Matty H (or Matt hazing) is to jump over a wall while someone films you from "sick" camera angles. There have been many videos on youTube featuring children trying to attempt the "Matty H".
Person 1: Did you see that guy on youtube attempting that Matty H
Person 2: Yes I did, he scored an 11/10 from me, #swagoverload
Person 2: Yes I did, he scored an 11/10 from me, #swagoverload
by morgjones13 October 23, 2014
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A good person to have in your corner. A certifiable bad ass with a true heart of gold.
Looks amazing in turnout gear.
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Looks amazing in turnout gear.
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Girl 1 "omg did u see Awkward last night! Matty Mckibben and Jenna Hamilton fucked...again!"
Girl 2"yeah and matty yelped when he jizzed ...again!"
Girl 2"yeah and matty yelped when he jizzed ...again!"
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