Menstrual cycle

A damn good way to get around town

I took my menstrual cycle to work today

Menstrual cycle by Canadian doltwad May 25, 2022

MANstrul Cycle 

That period of time (usually once a month) where men are OVERLY bitchy.

Ex. My husband is being such an asshole....I think he's having his MANstrul cycle

MANstrul Cycle by fenicheshawtybad November 22, 2011

menstrual cycle

The twenty-eight day cycle between the release of female eggs, ovulation.

Tyrone kept Jennifer knocked up every time she ovulated because he couldn't stand the sight of a bloody cunt; therefore Jennifer's menstrual cycle was almost non-existent since she bore Tyrone's child yearly. When she started her periods again after each birth, he knocked her up again to minimize the bloody periods.

menstrual cycle by Richard Black March 24, 2005

Manstrual Cycle 

The time in wadolesence when the young man regresses to a female likeness. Can develop the following symptoms: Short temperedness, irrationallity, agressive, development of breasts (man boobs), increased sex drive yet a decreased success.

Steer clear of Adam he's at that time in his manstrual cycle.

Manstrual Cycle by Lewis Wandon June 7, 2005

Peddling your menstrual cycle 

When a woman uses her menstrual cycle as a talking point or an excuse for behavior.

Woman: "I just can't deal with this, I'm on my period" Man: " are you peddling your menstrual cycle?"

Woman: "omfg! I seriously need something sweet rn, this period is insane" Man: "you don't need to peddle your menstrual cycle, just eat a snickers"

Peddling your menstrual cycle by hardyanimal August 31, 2022

Manstrual cycle 

The periodic bitchy moodiness that men go through, which makes them way more irritable than a female going through PMS, despite the fact their piss poor attitude is accompanied by none of the physical symptoms women experience with their monthly cycle

Did you notice how snippy Blake was today?

Yeah, I think it's that part of his manstrual cycle again.

Manstrual cycle by Faisal.al.shahid December 3, 2022

fuck the menstrual cycle 

An exclamation of hatred towards menstrual cycles.

Megan: “I hate being on my period.”
Dave: “Damn, that sucks. Fuck the menstrual cycle.”
Megan: “Damn straight.”

fuck the menstrual cycle by sirsmashalot March 30, 2024