Maleka

The best (friend) you could ever have in the entire world. So much fun, and so absolutely beautiful inside and out! Anyone with a friend named Maleka is so undeniably lucky. She is so selfless, supportive and kind-hearted, and truly has the biggest heart in the whole entire universe. Maleka's are very smart, talented, and always enjoy a good meme.

If you know a Maleka, then make sure you appreciate her!

"Your best friend is so cool!"

"I know, she's a Maleka."

by okokhahaokokhaha October 10, 2019

maleya

Only the sexiest bitches alive are named Maleya, all maleyas have brown hair and brown eyes with massive milkers

P1: I just got a girlfriend

P2: Is she hot?
P1: Bro her names Maleya, of course she is

by Your(mom) October 29, 2020

Moleman United

A fictional football team based on real college students. Selected by John D and named by Joseph F the team stands at an average of 5"7 the tallest player being Sam F with the shortest being Generoso D/Michael J. The current manager is Hans Moleman (from T.V. show 'The Simpsons') and captain is John D. With a 4-4-2 formation the team's traditional colours include black, white with some grey. Since 2005 the team have had over 6 sponsors including Pepsi, Innovations, ProTech, McDonalds, Waitrose and SportsWorld. Their most aggressive player is Lee W and the player with the scruffiest hair is James B. Daniel T (goalkeeper) has the most favourable styled hair - an 'old skool' carribean afro.

The real Moleman United college players entered a 5-a-side football tournament last year and finished 3rd. Coincidently, only five members of the team are world class. Joseph F, Chris G, Generoso D, John D and Peter H.

by John Duckworth July 21, 2008

Malena

Malena is the type of Girl that if her friends is in a mood she knows right away. Malena knows when to be serious and when to goof around and all around funny person and great person to be around. Malena Eats like a man and is very serious with her food and friends but just know that her food comes before anything. She wears denim when it’s 30 degrees outside but allways finds a need to look nice even if she’s cold as hell. She isn’t materialistic and she’s an amazing person.

You should get yourself a friend like malena

by Ismael fraga January 26, 2019

Malea

Malea is a girl who you'd never know what to expect from. She's easily amused, laughs alot, and always smiles. She always tries to find the good in people, she'll turn all your flaws into beauty. She looks innocent and sweet. She knows how to play the game. She will treat anyone like she would her best friend. She's a girl who you'd never want to hurt. She doesnt like crying in front of anyone and shes like a pro at fooling people into thinking everythings okay. She can make a person feel like their gold. She tells you how it is and doesnt care what other people think. Shes strong, determined, and aware of what she has got. She doesnt trust or love anyone easily. She's a great girlfriend. She's sweet, adorable, sexy, just the perfect girl. Malea is indescribable. Guys know what they have when they have her. She's a girl you'd never want to lose, and if you have her, you better hold on tight.

Guy 1: WHO IS THAT?!

Guy 2: Thats Malea :)

Guy 1: She's like a goddess.

Guy 2: Good luck trying to get her, everyone wants her.

by lolidgaf December 6, 2010

Malena morgan

The sexiest fuckin goddess pornstar that i jack off to twice a day

Dude1-did u see maleina morgan's new video

Dude2-on it right now, pass me that lotion and paper towel and get the fuck out of my office

Dude1- uhh so tired i was up till midnight jacking off to malena morgan'snew video

Dude2- Why the fuck dident u text me i would of took a sick day jackin to her

by True advice May 21, 2015

Maleea

A really hot girl,she is sweet and cool..but can be vicious at times. Overall, she is amazing, really smart and just the best person to be around. She is also the best girl you will ever get, she's a keeper.

Oh did you see Maleea? She's been in a relationship with that guy for almost five years! She must be a keeper!

by Juan Gar. November 4, 2012