Ba-da liki mala da shini malaga

A great way to wrap up a rambling drunken voicemail to someone. When executed properly, you will achieve three things:

1- You will appear to be actually smarter than the recipient, because they will assume you either speak another language they have never heard, or are referencing pop culture they are unaware of
2- The rest of your idiocy in your message will be overshadowed by this shocking soliloquy change
3- You'll get talked about, and really any press is good press.

Drunk guy leaving a message: " Heyyyyy, how are you? I don’t know why you’re ignoring me, I didn’t do anything wrong. Um. Yeah, like, what the, what happened man, we like didn’t meet up… right? And then next thing you know you just don’t wanna talk to me now? You know you’re going to see me when the summer time comes. And you’re gonna see me, and I’m going to be jacked out and you’re gonna be like, “fuck, I coulda duh duh duh duh” or you gonna hear about a girl that i was with and be like, “What he like what and he what his what with what in the what!?” and then you’re going to be like, “Daaaamn.” So let’s skip all that and let’s start talking again cuz I didn’t do anything mean to you or bad to you, we just couldn’t freaking get on the same wavelength of time to make a date to hang out. This time, let’s just meet and boom, quick and easy, ba-da liki mala da shini malaga, and everything’s cool, alright? Ok. Bye."

by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies December 13, 2016

Macabrino

Fans of the true crime/comedy podcast My Favorite Murder, true crime, K&G, & the macabre. Super smart, funny, welcoming and supportive murderinos. Creators of safe spaces. Posters of awful-ly funny memes. Anti-bullying.

A macabrino would never dogpile someone for having a different opinion, they’d have an open and intelligent discussion.

Macabrinos do not enjoy snuff films, victim blaming or mocking CSA survivors, for the record.

Macabrinos are amazing friends, they rally!

by ProudMFMFanMaca July 11, 2019

malachichi

an african american man who likes to put on tights and role play as anime characters

malachichi out

by kakashiiam October 15, 2019

Malachi

Malachi, too many words to describe him. A truly humorous person that is sure to make you laugh. Has the nicest smile ever and is loyal. Somewhat a nerd, which makes him even better in my book! Trustworthy and honest. Usually shy and quiet at first but once you get to know him he is a good person. A great hugger (and trust me, im not lying). Even though he may not look like it, he is pretty athletic. You can always count on him. His self esteem is not so prestigious but he doesn't realize how special and how good he is. He will always find a way to make you smile, even when your down deep in the dumps. If you ever find yourself with a Malachi, you're quite lucky, because He is the definition of perfect friend. Period. :)

Person 1: "wow Malachi is the best!"
Person 2: "How"
Person 1: "Looking at him says it all"

by DaBeast352 July 9, 2019

Mahaba

Mahaba is the sweetest person you will meet. Her friendship is something to value. She will never let you down and is there when you need to talk or just have somebody beside you when you need it most. She cares for you and wants to see you happy. She is very understanding and will keep any secret you tell her. Mahaba is a girl you will want to get to know. Even though she may seem shy, the more you get to know her, the more she will open up to you and show you her outgoing, crazy funny personality. She is great to be around and always has a upbeat aura. You can find yourself always smiling around her. She is a perfect option for a girlfriend. She cares for all whom she loves and has a kind heart that is never to be messed with. Never get Mahaba angry with you, you will have to deal with her wrath later and will regret making her mad. Her beauty comes naturally and doesn't need to try to look pretty. She looks beautiful with or without make-up. Even if she is just in sweatpants and a t-shirt she is still pretty. Everyone who meets her wants her as a friend already. She always has friends around her that love and support her. Mahaba is a girl you will want to meet and have beside you everyday.

Mahaba is my best friend!

Mahaba looks so pretty everyday, I'm so jealous!

I'm glad I was able to get to know Mahaba!

by Julie15 March 24, 2013

Majabber

This is a word you can use to replace any other word.

Pass the majabber over here.
Or wheres that majabber.

by Will Bartlett March 20, 2007

Malachi

A very amazing man with beautiful brown eyes who always knows what to say to make the one he loves smile. The one he loves is a very lucky person considering they have the most amazing person to live. He is one of a kind. Always looking for an adventure. Pretty much everyone loves him. And no one dares mess with his girl unless they're ready to be bitched at. It's the most adorable thing ever. He has the most gorgeous smile and when his arms are around you there is no where in the world you'd rather be. when he loves someone they know it. He is so amazing. And he knows it.

"Dang, Malachi is amazing."

by Skittlemonster September 10, 2011