A person with few sperm because he (or in some strange instances, she) mastubates to much to their best friends mom, or dad.
by The Dutch Dictionary October 1, 2003

by Brokendiehl January 12, 2019

A small bloke of around 1 inch tall who wears huge white MailPants and a huge brown MailBag. He runs around a gay messenger servive and is gay
1. Oh my God, it's MailMan!
by Jezz February 13, 2004

Arthur: Alright fellas, the game is called Kick the Dog...Threes, Sixes, Nines, One-Eyed Jacks, and Suicide Kings are wild.
Doug: Tell you what, Arthur, why don't you just tell us what's not wild.
Arthur: That's Fondle the Mailman, and we're playing that next.
Doug: Tell you what, Arthur, why don't you just tell us what's not wild.
Arthur: That's Fondle the Mailman, and we're playing that next.
by walkingxdisaster October 25, 2012

My ex-wife.
by pfc. Snowball January 13, 2009

by Ryan000 June 24, 2007

The toned legs of a mailman, caused typically by the amount of walking involved on a day to day basis
"Hey have you seen Kyle? He's must be putting work in at the gym because he's got some mailman legs"
by UAlreadyKnowNiqua April 28, 2015
