magpie 

you may not think so but i can go on like this
all i have to do is close my eyes
and say what i hear

"its really amazing how quickly the weather changes here. i sat in the park yesterday and watched the clouds. a magpie came by really close and stayed for a bit. the closest anyone came this week."

magpie by Krkič June 11, 2019

Magpie 

a very hairy girl who likes it in her butt so much she keeps coming back for more

shes such a magpie with anal

Magpie by Vikernes616 March 2, 2016

Magpie 

Vibrator, For your vagina. Opposite of Condom. Also useable to clean ur vagina. (If its bloody)

Oh no my small Vagina is wet. WHERE'S MY MAGPIE?

Magpie by Li3ral0v3r May 16, 2018

MagPie 

Vibrator, for your Vagina. Also useable , if your vagina is wet like my spearmed D*CK. Buy the Magpie right now! Just for 99£

Oh no my Vagina is wet as fuck. WHERE IS MY MAGPIE?

MagPie by Li3ral0v3r May 16, 2018

Magpie 

A magpie is someone who “already threw their portion” magpies are known to throw mag amounts

Wow, that guy in the BlackHawks Jersey is such a magpie

Magpie by Magly November 22, 2018

Magpie 

A person, especially a woman, who is attractive but who's personality is garbage. Attractive coloring but a bitch/jerk.

"That girl is hot."
"Too bad she's a Magpie."

Magpie by EvilErnieSSK October 8, 2020

magpie 

don't look that scary unless you know what they can do

will swoop you and poke your eyes out if you disturb them

some bikers wear zip ties on their helmets to keep them away

at some point in the year a lot of magpies will come out and that's when swooping season starts

me: "watch out for that magpie, you might not come home alive"

friend 1: "..."

magpie by cosmicretard August 9, 2021