Madness

A condition that happens to skateboarders who are unable to land a desired trick after many tries. Some skateboarders develop superstitions or routines before, during or after skating which are suspose to help reduce or prevent madness. Symptons include but are not limited to: breaking or "focusing" one's skateboard, swearing loudly, rabbling or talking to one's self, kicking or throwing one's skateboard, intentional injurying one's self, and talking to inanimate objects such as handrails, ledges, benches or skateboards. Skateboarders who suffer from it often become very determined to land the trick that is giving them trouble. It is not uncommon for a madness victim to continue trying the same trick for several hours. It is very hard to talk a madness victim out of trying they're trick. Skateboarders with madness may continue trying the trick even if they become seriously injured from trying it.

Gosh, Aaron's would be a great skater if his madness didn't kick in after a every few tries.

You can't land that flip switch if you can't even do it regular! Geez man, stop the madness!

Kyle landed a few tricks on it and then that's when the madness set in.

by Kevin Hsu August 17, 2004

madness

While the word madness has many meanings, the simplest and most widely accepted is that madness is in fact *not* Sparta, but could very well be blasphemy.

Person A: Dude this is blasphemy, it's madness...
Person B: Naw bro, this is Sparta.

by FatManMGS2 January 1, 2008

Madness

When you write something on Urban dictionary and you read your email and it says it didn't get published

*checks email to see if it's publishes*

some visitors decided ____ was not published
*screams out loud*
"THIS IS MADNESS"

by It's_Britney_B November 8, 2019

MaDnEsS

adj. (1)meaning to create insanity, anarchy, and otherwise dysfunction on the opposing team.
(2) To cause completed and utter OwNaGe

MaDnEsS is 1337

by MaDnEsS March 13, 2004

madness

A dog with a big head from Invader zim that scares everyone away.

*Madness appears and eats egg on floor**Zim and GIR scream and run away.*

by Sebastian May 7, 2004

madness

It's like gravity, all it takes is a little..... PUSH!

Madness? THIS IS SPARTAAAAA!!!!

by oldemberg February 7, 2014

mAdNeSs

To be awesome. To pwn all others. To not cuss. To be friendly. To be a cod4 lover.
To be a nerd having no life except for gaming and pc <3

u see mAdNeSs on a server...die after tht...and saying: THIS IS MADNESS

by madnessssss March 28, 2009