Middle Age Butt. A phenomenon in which a woman's ass explodes in size dramatically, over a short period of time. This specific type of enlarged butt can be identified as being much longer vertically than it is wide. Commonly found strapped into dime store-caliber jeans such as Riders, with the waist pulled up high above the belly button. Seen from the profile angle, MAB will not curve out sexily like a badunkadunk, it will lay flat and tall along the back. Also known as mom-butt and mom jeans. It should be noted that the wearing of mom jeans can also be the sole cause of front butt (a butt in the front, below the belly button.)
by Larry The Bus Driver August 31, 2006
Mangy-Ass Bastard. This utterance is used when one comes across a person who is mangy, ass, and a bastard. It's shortened to MAB to keep those out of the loop... well, out of the loop.
Nick: How could you associate with that Mangy-Ass Bastard?
Tina: I don't know, cause I'm a retart?
Joe: Tina, you're not a retart for knowing a MAB. Everyone knows a couple.
Tina: I don't know, cause I'm a retart?
Joe: Tina, you're not a retart for knowing a MAB. Everyone knows a couple.
by Joe Sabs March 17, 2007
by Reln July 15, 2003
by Melliee October 05, 2007
Massive Art Block Syndrome:
- An epidemic many artists are suffering from when they can't draw for multiple days on end because of 0 inspiration
- An epidemic many artists are suffering from when they can't draw for multiple days on end because of 0 inspiration
June: Sup Jared I've been suffering from severe MABS
Jared: What's that?
June: Massive Art Block Syndrome
Jared: Damn bro that's crazy
Jared: What's that?
June: Massive Art Block Syndrome
Jared: Damn bro that's crazy
by Assntiddies420 December 07, 2019
by Shields March 02, 2006