lynchburg college

As a former student at Lynchburg College I feel that it is my duty to "keep it real" with potential candidates for enrollment and these other delusional posters who are singing its praises. Lynchburg College is located in Lynchburg, Virginia which apparently is a city and is commonly referred to by names such as fucksburg and/or shitsburg. Overall my short tenure there was defiantly the lowest point in my life. When I first moved into my dorm, and I speak from experience here, I realized that they very closely resemble jail cells. There was an inscription on my desk that read “Lynchburg Concentration Camp” which is quite fitting in my own opinion. The food here is horrible and there is no sum of money that you could pay me to ever eat it again. There is a dearth of attractive women and bountiful lax bros and otherwise large population of people that can only be described by the adjective “twat”. The administration of Lynchburg College takes great joy in kicking out students who try to enjoy themselves. I would advise anyone considering this “college” to do some soul searching and figure out what is important to you, if you enjoy activities such as bong ripping in peace and beerlympics I would suggest you look elsewhere. However if your calling is hanging out at Walmart this is the place for you! If you do not heed these warnings you will soon learn for yourself just how miserable a place Lynchburg College is. Send my regards to Dean Furter should you ever be so unfortunate to meet her.

I went to Lynchburg College and it sucked ass.

by Cory McKay March 10, 2009

Lynchburg College

A place for high school "students" that cannot get into any other college. A "college" of "students" obsessed with comparing themselves to other small, private, selective, liberal arts colleges while coming up short in having...a retention rate of over 40%, facilities renovated since 1960, food that is edible, successful graduates, meaningful classes, etc. Go to this place if your rich parents can't buy your way into any other actual College (i.e. W&L, Elon, Roanoke, Wofford, Furman, Suwanee, Rhodes, Richmond, anywhere else).

Lynchburg Travel Brochure Preview:
At any time on the Lynchburg "College" campus you can find visiting high school seniors that were tricked into visiting and drunk "students" that were forced into coming after failing all junior and senior year classes.

Hey bro, why did you come to the 'Burg?

Oh, wait, what? you mean Lynchburg College. I got rejected from everywhere else.

But I hear this place is like 50 colleges that changes lives and stuff...so anyway you wanna go get blackout before convocation.

Yeah, that should be chill bro. I can finish my book report on Treasure Island later. I got 5 hours til class. I just gotta study for my final tomorrow. It's crossword and matching. Brutal bro.

Yeah, how can our lives change and stuff like when they make us study.

by lcisawful February 8, 2010

Lynchburg lemonade

when two people are 69ing and one of the 69ers pees in the other persons mouth.

i was 69ing this chick and i gave her a lynchburg lemonade.

by Saap69 August 25, 2008

Lynchburg College

A school of maybe 2500-600 people. This "school" consists of many horrendous things, and believe me its not just my opinion. Food is God awful, hours to GET food are incredibly inconvenient. Nothing to do usually. Very limited choices in fun, you get drunk or you don't. When you go to the maybe, 6 or 7 places that actually have "parties" the campus security is right there to tell you to pour out your drink. Sigh. Sports are a joke, the lacrosse players just are the biggest douchebags I could ever imagine, who treat everyone like shit. people aren't generally very nice. People are very dumb here. Girls are really not that hot. Classes generally are too easy. Kicked out for smoking marijuana so make sure they don't catch you. So many people in my class left and I'm next in line to leave, to go to a REAL school.

Yeah and what that dude said, F**K dean furter.

Lynchburg College is really, really, really, really, really awful.

by anonymousiousomannn September 6, 2009

Lynchburg College

Chill, expensive, shitty food and facilities. These are some of the characteristics that define the beloved christian school in central virginia. This love/hate relationship can be frustrating at times due to the lack of shit to do to the surprisingly easy communication with professors and administration. Smoking in the dorms to having to deal with fag-lax-bros on weekends, shitty food to cool down to earth people. The fear of finding a good job after graduation from Lynchburg College is ever present, however, alumnis are always visiting and telling you how awesome their job and salary is.

You just have to experience it for yourself.

Lynchburg College:

*conversation taking place at the local wal mart in lynchburg*

Dude, you go to Lc?!?

Na man, liberty - right across the street

Fag.

by LC sophomore August 25, 2008

leechburg

1.Leechburg, PA (borough, FIPS 42280)
Location: 40.63043 N, 79.60281 W
Population (1990): 2504 (1243 housing units)
Area: 1.2 sq km (land), 0.1 sq km (water)
Zip code(s): 15656

Source: U.S. Gazetteer (1990)

2.A town full of assholes and heroin addicts.

Wow, This sucks worse than a whore in a dick sucking contest.

by Jason Shaw March 23, 2005

Lynchbagged

A state of severe intoxiation that can result in pissing oneself, projectile vomit or waking up next to strange man.

I going to have a few beers tonight, it's not like I'm going to get lynchbagged or anything.

by Moose Knuckle November 26, 2007