1 definition by lcisawful
A place for high school "students" that cannot get into any other college. A "college" of "students" obsessed with comparing themselves to other small, private, selective, liberal arts colleges while coming up short in having...a retention rate of over 40%, facilities renovated since 1960, food that is edible, successful graduates, meaningful classes, etc. Go to this place if your rich parents can't buy your way into any other actual College (i.e. W&L, Elon, Roanoke, Wofford, Furman, Suwanee, Rhodes, Richmond, anywhere else).
Lynchburg Travel Brochure Preview:
At any time on the Lynchburg "College" campus you can find visiting high school seniors that were tricked into visiting and drunk "students" that were forced into coming after failing all junior and senior year classes.
Lynchburg Travel Brochure Preview:
At any time on the Lynchburg "College" campus you can find visiting high school seniors that were tricked into visiting and drunk "students" that were forced into coming after failing all junior and senior year classes.
Hey bro, why did you come to the 'Burg?
Oh, wait, what? you mean Lynchburg College. I got rejected from everywhere else.
But I hear this place is like 50 colleges that changes lives and stuff...so anyway you wanna go get blackout before convocation.
Yeah, that should be chill bro. I can finish my book report on Treasure Island later. I got 5 hours til class. I just gotta study for my final tomorrow. It's crossword and matching. Brutal bro.
Yeah, how can our lives change and stuff like when they make us study.
Oh, wait, what? you mean Lynchburg College. I got rejected from everywhere else.
But I hear this place is like 50 colleges that changes lives and stuff...so anyway you wanna go get blackout before convocation.
Yeah, that should be chill bro. I can finish my book report on Treasure Island later. I got 5 hours til class. I just gotta study for my final tomorrow. It's crossword and matching. Brutal bro.
Yeah, how can our lives change and stuff like when they make us study.
by lcisawful February 9, 2010