Redeemer Lutheran

A private school filled with a lot of kids who have known each other since the fetus stage and if u go there later on u will not be expected as apart of the family. When u go to this school you will meet people that will probably be ur friends till the day u die. We put very good plays that at the same time suck because we don’t have good actors but our costumes and props are fire. You will go in very fancy school trips like to the keys and North Carolina witch are like the best things ever. We also have a dance that’s not that fancy because it’s in our gym but everyone gets over dressed up in it anyway because we usually only get to wear uniforms so we get a little extra when we get to something else. Not to mention if u where here around 2016 u got to witness them paint are whole ass school the color of snot

Public school kid: where do u go to school
Private school kid: redeemer Lutheran

Public school kid: eww tf , u went to private school, where is that

by KoolKidsNeverDie June 2, 2019

Lutheran Style

A sexual act performed by leaning a woman against a door and nailing her on it. Named after Martin Luther, a religious reformist who expressed his critique of the Catholicism by nailing his 95 thesis to a church door.

When Mary and I got to her house last night, she was so ready we didn't make it into the bedroom. We did it Lutheran style on the bedroom door.

by pseudonymphomanicdepressive May 25, 2015

Lakeside Lutheran

HELL.
Pure Hell of a Lutheran School.
Unnecessary Disciplines, Worthless Faculty.

Gayside

Another word for Gay, fucked, or anything else for that matter.

"Dude, I just got Yelled at by Lakeside Lutheran."
"Did you get Lakeside'd?
"Yea, I got Lakeside'd."

by Just an old friend March 16, 2009

rockford lutheran

high school mostly known for having rich white kids who hotbox the bathroom during pass periods and think they’re the shit at sports but loses almsot even football game every year.also most commonly said word in the halls is “snake” or “blunt”....all freshman drink to be “cool” and say nigga to be cool

man 1:what high school did you go to?
man 2:i went to rockford lutheran
man 1: damn so you know about all the snakes

by lmaoooooothot November 1, 2017

Lutheran High School

A private Christian school that is supported by an association of Lutheran churches. Families must pay tuition for their children to attend. They also rely on donations and tuition money to keep the school in business

At my daughters graduation from Lutheran High School, they passed around offering plates during the graduation ceremony. That was very tacky. I also thought we would stop receiving donation requests after our children graduated, but we still receive their mail.

by stop bugging me January 8, 2009

Lutheran shoe bomb

To masturbate into a coworker's shoe, without their direct knowledge of the act.

According to police, Timmy's coworker reported seeing Timmy exit her office around 9:30 p.m. while buttoning up his pants and fastening his belt. When the woman confronted Timmy about what he was doing in her office, he allegedly stated that he was checking the room because the door had been left open.

Police said that after Timmy left, the employee discovered a "clear liquid" inside one of her shoes, which had been left in the office.

Detectives interviewed Timmy at his home and he later admitted to entering the office and committing a Lutheran shoe bomb, police said.

by omgcuchis!! February 28, 2014

trinity lutheran school

A school that was awesome but now sux butt! the church screwed it up pissed everyone off and now no1 wants to go there let alone teach there. They never should have fired L. Reynolds. she was the best thing to ever happen to trinity and you blew it. Good job.

I used to go to trinity Lutheran
No No we went to trinity lucifer!

by Sydney December 14, 2004