lumpy stain

The action of half farting half shitting yourself to release the substance of a solid nugget of shit but staining your underwear at the same time

Person A: ugh I dont feel so well.

Person B: Do you have a lumpy stain?

Person A: probably... can you check

by charliethomas May 17, 2015

Trumpy Lumpy

The act of A porn star spanking your ass with a magazine that has your face and likeness on the cover, and you flip her over and hit it red-assed and raw dog.

“Awww shit, Stormy Daniels just gave Donald Trump a Trumpy Lumpy”

“Naw way!”

“Yeah dawg, he hit that shit without a rubber!”

by MyLump May 17, 2018

Lurky Herpe

This is a Herpe on a person's mouth that won't go a way. This "sore" subject always seems to lead back to just a "cold sore", but after about 2 weeks, this holy mole of VD's and a coworkers denial, has you slipping your prescription of Valtrex in their coffee every morning.

I swear, if the Deli Manger doesn't get rid of that Lurky Herpe on her lip, I'm going to put in for a transfer to produce...

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 5, 2016

lumpy barney

the physically impossible act of defacating without being followed or accompanied by urination, also known as the chezz rosterfield......although impossible, this act must be labeled

DISCLAIMER.....urban dictionary is not responsible for any instantanious combustion that shall occur during execution of the lumpy barney

after three days of living in the desert without water and a healthy diet of prunes, Craig produced a classic lumpy barney

by manbearpig301 March 11, 2007

lurping

The act of a meth addict searching for anything he/she can sell or trade for meth. Usually occuring during the hours of 12am and 4am. .

I went lurping for copper to sell to get a teener.

by left apachejunction July 12, 2006

lumpy throat

the act of a man being afraid to talk to a woman. His throat gets dry and he can't speak.

AAWW you lumpy throat S.O.B. Quit being afraid and talk to her.

by prettyboy221 October 23, 2009

Luray

To locals- (loo-ray)
To others- (luh-ray)

A small town in Northwestern Virginia, duly noted for Luray Caverns, which has probably employed everyone currently living in Luray at some point in time. Another attraction would be the local Walmart, which, if demolished, would most likely lead to the mass starvation of the county's populace. Other sites include a McDonald's, an excessive number of antique shops, and a tower that is in the shape of a penis. Otherwise, Luray is just another small country town located within the Shenandoah Valley.

"So where is Luray?

"Do you know Luray Caverns?"

"No."

"Never mind then."

by Triadoom December 16, 2010