Pizza Lunchable

Pizza Lunchable (PE•zah•LUNCH•uh•bl) Noun 1. A disgusting excuse for pizza. 2. What mothers give their schoolchildren for lunch. 3. Sadly, the best kind of Lunchable.
Adj 1. The best.

Use 1(n):
"Dude, that Little Caesars down the block sells Pizza Lunchables.
Use 2(n):
"Ugh, my mom packed me a Pizza Lunchable for lunch today."
Use 3(n):
"Hey! I just got a Pizza Lunchable! That's a gigantic step-up from the microwave burrito I got yesterday!"
Use 1(a):
"You ain't got nuttin' on me, I'm the Pizza Lunchable.

by The Pizza Lunchable January 26, 2017

Lake County Lunchable

The act of filling a balloon with a hotdog and all the desired condiments. Once full, the balloon is set in a cooler ready for easy dispensing onto a plate. Tying off the end is optional, and only required if the LC Lunchable cooler is doubling as the beer cooler.

Daryl: Hank is having a BBQ at the Walmart this evening!
Dominic: I'll whoop up some Lake County Lunchables! Any requests?

by Maul Panafort April 12, 2021

Eating Lunchables

When 2 or more people are kissinmg and it is loud resembling the sound of one eating lunchables

Franci was totally eating lunchables with Tavian last night.

by Spekasy July 9, 2017

Lunchable

Code word for meeting up at lunch time for mutual oral sex

Are you lunchable today? Oh yes! I’m so fanging for it I’ve already removed my underwear. See you soon for “lunch”

by JJ-DJ May 3, 2025

Tactical Lunchable

A tactical lunchable is a better way of saying MRE

Instead of saying "Bro toss me the MRE" say "Bro toss me the tactical lunchable."

by El Chapi April 21, 2020

lunchables kid

you always pack a little candy in with your lunch and your lunch usually consists of a sandwhich and some chips, also you were neglected as a child and your parents don't love you

You were always meant to be a lunchables kid

by anonymous August 31, 2023

Lunchable Hours

Those enjoyable time/hours in a day where the crew eats those lunchables

Time to eat those mafaffakin' lunchables B

Damn B, it's past lunchable hours

by 🅱️ April 19, 2018