urban lumberjack

a city dweller who makes a habit of wearing plaids and flannel although he or she has little to no outdoor experience.

Robert Pattinson is such an urban lumberjack with all that plaid. Real outdoorsy people wouldn't be that pale.

Ever since Robert Pattinson made it popular again, there have been urban lumberjacks all over the city sporting plaid.

by R'lyeh February 17, 2010

LumberWIKI

Lumber is the gayest person you will ever meet. Although he does like some girls. He is greedy but he could give you the best gift ever. Sometimes he can feel misunderstood by friends, family, teachers. But he doesn't get that in the way when helping others. Lumber is the best at FPS, TPS games he kicks ass; Although sometimes his so good at video games he could be toxic.

"Hey, LumberWIKI could I get some coffee?" "No, I'm watching Pornhub but I could give you a tour of the video."

by LumberWIKI November 23, 2018

Lumberjack Slap

Another term for cock slap, in which one takes ones penis and slaps the fce of someone who displeases them in some way with thier penis. By saying "lumberjack slap" one can insinuate a cock slap without using the harsher description.

Don't make me lumberjack slap you!

by Bogo May 12, 2004

Lumberjack Cash

A Legendary Shredder from the mean streets of AZ known for playing shows and banging hoes. Excessive jager and bud light consumption is required. One who never bangs a Jyomp or a frumpy butt.

Did you see that dude just jump kick the moon? He must be down like Lumberjack Cash!

by The Legend Lumberjack October 12, 2011

Lumberjack

Euphemism for someone who drops a huge, usually long, piece of shit. As a lumberjack lays logs, this person laid their log into the toilet.

Aww dude, couldn't you flush the toilet?

I did, but the log was too long go down.

You lumberjack!

by Eddy April 14, 2007

Lumberjack

The practice of defecating a large sturdy floater, admiring said poopsicle and urinating on it. A well aimed healthy stream of urine causes the "log" to roll.

Popularized by the Iraqui war veteran Darrell "J.R." Salzman (born 1979), a champion logroller and an Iraq War veteran.

"Hey, Moonshine Jimmy!"
"Whats happening, Prune Juice Doyle?"
"You sure were in the outhouse for quite a spell, eh?"
"Yep. Squeaky George let out a 13 inch floater and we were having a hell of a time lumberjacking!"

by *samIam* January 17, 2012

Lumberjack Sack

When a man's scrotum is so hairy it resembles that of a Lumberjack's beard.

You have a Lumberjack Sack, it looks like the Brawney paper towel man.

by the R&L book February 9, 2009