The Ludwig

Peeing on a girl's couch as you leave her apartment.

Jenny was passed out drunk after we boned, so I did the Ludwig.

by k001a1d August 3, 2011

Ludwig

1. A "pussy" or someone who is very cowardly
2. Slang for female genetalia
3. An term representing an individual's feminism and/or anti-masculinity

1. I knew he wouldn't throw a punch, he's such a Ludwig.
2. Dude, her Ludwig was so tight last night.
3. Four guys are attending the party; well, three guys and the other is a Ludwig.

by PMI March 25, 2008

Ludwig

A racial slur directed against white people

"Turn off that country music you dirty ludwig!"

by Boater620 October 19, 2011

ludwig

when two females combine their eggs to create a child. This child is known as a ludwig.

Patty and her girlfriend Penelope noticed that their baby was a little different than the others. However, they blamed this predicament on the fact that the baby is a ludwig.

by ludwig baby March 9, 2010

Ludwig

A baldy twat.

"Did you see that guy?" "Which one? The Ludwig?"

by English and Maths February 5, 2020

Ludwig Beilschmidt

A German man that makes coffee out of dandelions, which a Japanese guy thinks is really girly, and has to pull Italians out of ditches because they started out as his prisoner but they're really his only friend/lover. He is also stupidly neat and nudity is fine with him, though he doesn't like it when the Italian guy comes in his bed at night because it scares him in the morning.

Ludwig Beilschmidt: *picks dandelions and grinds them for coffee*
Japan: He looks so girly!

by GermanicPride March 19, 2014

Ludwig Ahgren

A variety streamer known for playing Pokemon, being Slime's friend, and throwing for content. He has participated as a player and commentator in the Super Smash Bros. Melee community. A running joke with his audience is that he is very short, but he actually stands at a healthy 5'3".

Chat: What's your opinion on Ludwig Ahgren?
Carson: Ludwig? Who's that guy?
Chat: He streams himself playing Pokemon in front of thousands of people.
Carson: Isn't he, like, super short?

by Nocturnal_Emissions December 16, 2019