prison lube

The spit that goes on a penis before insertion into a dry hole

Mike Tyson said he used prison lube when he had intercorse with that girl.

by Tracey September 5, 2003

Spermicidal Lube

This is a tube of lube that kills off sperm inside the vagina. it also makes it easier for the penis to fit inside the vagina

guy1: oh i bet she never would have been able to take your giant dick with out that small tube of Spermicidal Lube
guy2: ok i wont take the lube then

by spartan sex lord8888 February 15, 2008

Lubestar

A precocious, pre-pubescent male that is confused about intercourse and has been tricked into utilizing the Alabama Dry Cock on unsuspecting females.

Abby: Did you hear what Sven tried to get me to do last night?

Eddie: Yeah, he's such a lubestar.

by GolferGuy235 August 20, 2014

Lubewin

A nickname given to anyone subjected to the humiliating application of a lubricant to their forehead for comedic value.

Dude 1: Hey man did you see i completely punked alex, got lube all over his forehead.

Dude 2: You mean you punked lubewin.

Dude 1: Hehe yeh.

Alex: Hey Guys

Dudes 1 and 2: Oh hey lubewin!

by TheWhirlwind October 31, 2011

cherry lube

A lube that taste like cherry used for anal sex.

"Dan can you pass the cherry lube from the nightstand?"
"Sure Phil."

by angel bean 2000 June 7, 2016

reverse jiffy lube

A maneuver in which a female reaches between a man's legs from behind in a attempt to cup a feel of said man's cock. This is an attempt to see if the man "measures up" to her standards.

Michelle: "Jewel has reverse jiffy lubed almost every guy at the bar. Seems like only Rod fit the bill."

Sandy: "What a whore"

by Dre the Director December 20, 2008

Lip Lube

Lip Lube is a substance that enhances one's ability to have raging kisses with another human being and grants ecstatic pleasure for both parties. Some particularly popular Lip Lubes are lemon raspberry chapstick, oil, or zinc oxide.

Ex 1: Monica: Your lips are chapped. Let me get some lemon raspberry chapstick!
Ian: Wow. That lip lube is amazing ;)

Ex 2: Hey, Pamela, my lips are really chapped do you happen to have some lip lube around to spice things up?

by lemonade.raspberry09 August 27, 2011