The definitive microcosm for the American white, middle-class high school experience.
There is nothing unique about Loveland High School, which is exactly what makes it so puzzling. For decades, scientists had hotly debated if such a place could even exist: a basic singularity. It's only recently, after its current building's construction in 2000 AD, that researchers have been able to closely examine this hot-spot of generic and predictable high school activity.
Every social clique is a perfect stereotypical representation of itself. There are no known deviations from typical behavior that these groups preform. Every band kid acts as you would expect them to, every athletic kid, every robotics kid, and so on and so forth. Such behavior is startlingly conformist.
It is yet unknown if the students or faculty inside the school posses self-awareness of how generic they truly are or if they are blissfully unaware and sheltered from the harsh world around them. It is assumed that most students wish they could attend somewhere, anywhere else.
There is nothing unique about Loveland High School, which is exactly what makes it so puzzling. For decades, scientists had hotly debated if such a place could even exist: a basic singularity. It's only recently, after its current building's construction in 2000 AD, that researchers have been able to closely examine this hot-spot of generic and predictable high school activity.
Every social clique is a perfect stereotypical representation of itself. There are no known deviations from typical behavior that these groups preform. Every band kid acts as you would expect them to, every athletic kid, every robotics kid, and so on and so forth. Such behavior is startlingly conformist.
It is yet unknown if the students or faculty inside the school posses self-awareness of how generic they truly are or if they are blissfully unaware and sheltered from the harsh world around them. It is assumed that most students wish they could attend somewhere, anywhere else.
"I'm from Loveland High School, and every day I grow a little more tired of my horrifically tedious journey from this god-forsaken high school to University of Cincinnati to a 9-5 job to an eventual
and inevitable death."
and inevitable death."
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The term is named for its town of origin, Loveland, Colorado.
The term is named for its town of origin, Loveland, Colorado.
by Valente420 June 5, 2009
Get the Loveland Handshake mug.A cute town just outside of the 'big city', Fort Collins, CO. People here are either druggies, earth-loving hippies, or rednecks. However, there are some that are great people and make Loveland the cheery town it is. Schools suck, thats why most people choose to send their kids once again to the 'Big City' for school. Not much to do until they modernized the area. Looking on the outside, some parts look trashy, but it's probably the most diverse, friendly and happy city you'll get on the Front range. And by city, I mean small town. The weather is ideal for any person who loves the outdoors. You don't see many people leaving the Loveland because of the lack of activities. They leave because of the jobs, absolutely nothing to do but flip burgers and maybe work at the local high school. Of course there's Boulder, Fort Collins, and Longmont all close which supply enough jobs to keep the richer people of Loveland happy. The people are always friendly, and the area is at times, drama free. Not too many fake or stuck up people, we're mostly down to earth and don't require the high lifestyle.
I love country music, the environment, and smoke a blunt everyday in the pastures along the foothills of the rocky mountains. Thank god for Loveland, CO.
by Ali Oop April 27, 2009
Get the Loveland, CO mug.not just a fucking ski resort you douchebags; it's also a city and it's located about 15 min. south of Fort Collins; it's the town people send their Valentine's Day cards for remailing (what's that, you ask? google it)
Where are you from?
Loveland.
Oh, the ski resort!
No, doucebag. Loveland, the Sweetheart City. Look it up.
Loveland.
Oh, the ski resort!
No, doucebag. Loveland, the Sweetheart City. Look it up.
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