loungies

Your favorite loungewear, usually pants.

"Hey, where are my gray loungies?"
"I threw them in the laundry."
"What??! I could've gotten another week out of those!"

by The Cheshire Kat May 29, 2008

loungelones

lounj a low nes A spanglish term that means pants for lounging, especially made from brightly colored velour.

Eeeeee, my mother-in-law keeps going to the 7-11 in her loungelones.

by danmcc December 21, 2008

Lotusing

The moment when you are manoeuvring a precise, beautifully balanced low weight car around a twisty canyon road in a manner that results in ecstatic pleasure.

"Now we are really lotusing..the dance, the back and forth, where you can shift the weight around super, super precisely and balance the left vs. the right and the front vs. the rear with your feet." (Matt Farah). "

by bivvy August 7, 2019

naked lounging

is the refusal to get dressed immediately after a shower in order to extend naked time. Usually spent lying on your bed either applying lotion, doing nothing or masturbating just because you damn like it.

I took great pics of myself during naked lounging.

Naked lounging is great! I love the way my junk air dries!!

I pluck the hair from my balls during naked lounging.

I always do a pussy check in the mirror when I naked lounge.

by Vagina Mae August 30, 2010

Primary Lotus

When you're 69'ing a girl and about to bring her to orgasm, wrap your arms around her tightly, open the eight gates, yell "This is my ninja way!" and spin as quickly as you can off of the bed and slam her head into the ground.

"Yo, how was the sex last night?"
"She was being annoying, so I used the primary lotus on her."
"Damn, Guy sensei would be proud."

by weebdefinitions November 27, 2018

lotus notes

Software that clearly was written by "Learn Java in 24 Hours" graduates. Causes your computer to slow dramatically and makes email collaboration a terrible experience.

Executives chose Lotus Notes because it is clearly better than Outlook.

by LotusBlows February 7, 2005

termies in the hoon lounge

A phrase created by media-personality and Barstool Sports foreign correspondent ‘The Wonton Don’ (or ‘Donnie’). The term is used in reference to proper Chinese airport etiquette. In which you purchase within the Chinese airport, both your 2$ ‘terminal sodas’ or ‘termies’ (beer or 啤酒) and 10$ a multi-pack of 8mg ‘hoons’ (cigarettes or 香烟). You then take both items to the ‘hoon lounge’ (designated smoking spot within airport) and if combined properly, result in a memorable pre-flight experience.

Donnie is known to crush Termies in the Hoon Lounge of his Shanghai airport.

“5mg are for pussies, 10mg are for sociopaths.”

by Mega_Mariner December 27, 2022