lottory

another type of writing of Lottery or Lotto using among mass

win a lottory

GAWD, I WON A LOTTORY!

www.lottory.ws; the website to make the lottory

by jimess January 15, 2007

lotto man

see Tracksuit Bandit.

It's Dale again!

Dale is the Lotto man!

by dale's student April 27, 2004

Lottokid

Lottokid is someone with superbe luck and skill in games.

He is truly a lottokid in cs.

by ahsdhasd December 12, 2006

Bogus Lotto

A set up whereby someone is led to believe that they have in fact won the Lotto.

The person who's name is Leigh records the Lottery Programme, notes the winning numbers and buys a ticket the following week with these numbers on and gives it to his wife. On Saturday they both sit down as the show starts but it's 'run VT' and she doesn't realise but she is now watching last weeks show. He shares in the 'excitement' as all the numbers come up, the bastard has even included the Bonus Ball - AS WELL. He then lets her phone up Lottery HQ to claim her prize....hey why not? It's ONLY a joke... :-0

"OK Mrs X I will need a few examples of unreasonable behaviour to put before the court"

1. Bogus Lotto
2. Donkey Punches
3. He wears stockings and has a vibrator up his ass most times we have sex.
4. Conducts "Builder's Inspections" at customer's houses.
5. Casts lead weights in the shape of gold bars and paints them accordingly, ages coins with bleach and 'lets me find both while scuba diving on shipwrecks with him.

Thank you Mrs X, that should do nicely.

Leigh......you're one in a million but we all love you!

by Brucester September 18, 2006

lotto

A word mostly used in games such as counter-strike that means luck. Often screamed out loud when you are beaten.
Also said as Lo2

teh fucking n00b got so much LOTTO!

by MoerdarN December 31, 2004

Lotto

Lotto: also know as a handjob. When you play lotto you rub them out.

John: Hey did you cop any whops (head) from that biddy (female) last night??
Jimmy: Nahh broo she just played lotto.
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Nick: Whatd you do last night?
Paul: Nothing mannn just played some lotto then went to bed.

by Azballa7 September 7, 2011

lotto

In online gaming, used to describe a lucky shot. Origin: getting a lotto shot is akin to winning a lottery, in terms of chances. Clearly it happens more than the lottery is won though

that was lotto, (after dying from a clearly lucky shot)

by Konstiin December 30, 2010