Lasering

A very hand-off approach to owning a business. You never lift, touch, look at or even be in the same room with any equipment involved with the business, but you are the owner. When you're not even 100% sure how to do simple tasks regarding operations of the business....but hey.... you own it.

Customer: Hi, I would like to rent a bounce house from you company.
Laserer: Bounce house?? OOHHH, right, yeah we have those.
Customer: Ok, how long would it take to set the bouncy house up?
Laserer: Ummmm, I'm not sure. I never set one up myself but I will ask one of my empployees.
Customer: Why are you Lasering your company?

by Ken Styles August 11, 2013

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loseringly

The action of of a loser;

Something one does to solidify thier state of losership.

John loseringly asked if he could ride in Ben's hot ass 95 civic with a h22 engine swap, and stage 3 turbo running 15 psi, GTR body kit, and krunk in the trunk like whoa..

by Daez December 27, 2004

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