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Longbottoming

The sometimes slow, sometimes overnight, always surprising transformation of someone, usually a man, from decidedly unattractive to hot as hell a la Matthew Lewis, the actor who played Neville Longbottom in the Harry Potter film series.
“Man, Thomas really Longbottomed that summer after high school and now he’s totally fuxable.” “Whatever bitch, he’s actually too good for you now.”

“Taryn Manning really reverse-Longbottomed to Pennsatucky in Orange is the New Black.”

Matthew Lewis, after the original Longbottoming, is now more attractive than all of his former castmates.”
by Punter Scheisse June 24, 2014
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Neville Longbottom

(n)

A forgetful, goofy wizard who became rebellious and bad-ass (see BAMF). A fellow Gryffindor in Harry's year (see Harry Potter), Neville used to be shy, friendless, tearful, forgetful, and a bit of a loser.
However, in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Neville became one of the most BAMFW (Bad Ass Mother Fucker Wizards) in the world. :)
B.A.M.F. moments of Neville Longbottom, in "Deathly Hallows":

1. He killed Nagini, Voldemort's snake, with the Gryffindor sword, whilst his head was on fire.
2. He stood up to Voldemort, saying boldly he wouldn't join them until 'Hell freezes over'.

3. He stood up to the Carrows, asking them how much Muggle blood they've got.
4. He kept recruiting Dumbledore's Army even after Harry, Ron and Hermione had left.
by Average_jo October 26, 2009
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Apache Longbow

This is another US made attack helicopter.It entered service with the US Army in 1984 made by Boeing(McDonnel Douglas). It has lots of advanced avionics and control systems that can survive in all weather conditions.
This warmachine destroyed something close to 500 or more Iraqi tanks during Operation Desert Storm in 1991.
by John Smith February 14, 2004
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longboarding

a sport very near to skate boarding, but involes you screaming down hills at any speed up to around 45mph
longboarding ig great! everyone shud get a longboard
by steve! April 18, 2005
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longboarders

people who ride longboards
Joe: Who are those guys?
Bob: Those are the longboarders
by Swag Master Jay June 3, 2013
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Neville Longbottomed

(verb)- made to believe that a person or character is unattractive, and then to find out they are the hottest thing on two feet,

origin- English- after the character Neville Longbottom from the popular Harry Potter series by British author J.K. Rowling
That show Neville Longbottomed us in season two. The main character turned so hot!
by whatnow35 December 14, 2013
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dutch longboat

Variation of the dutch rudder, in which 3 or more people link arms while each man in the group holds on to his own penis. Everyone in the chain then moves their arms up and down, causing each man's hand to stroke his penis under other people's control.
"Hey, how was the orgy last night?"
"Kinda slow at first, but then someone suggested we start a dutch longboat, and that got everyone loosened up."
by peasman July 4, 2010
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