Longhorn Salute

When you’re at longhorn steakhouse and you are too drunk to drive, you perform this salute

“Fuck I’m so hammered I must perform a Longhorn Salute” *hands keys to bartender*

by Stank Nacho July 14, 2022

Lonch

Underground indie band hailing from Long Island, New York. The members pride themselves in their strikingly different personalities but manage to combine for an eclectic vibe. Often include steady rhythmic reggae beats with electric instrumentals for an artsy, unique sound. Influences include Raptor Jesus, Jeff Goldblum, Fidel Castro, Bob Marley, and Insanity Wolf.

Pat: Have you heard of Lonch?
James: Yeah, they're pretty decent.

by californication93 June 2, 2010

Windows Longhorn

A lost Windows OS that is actually pretty good. It eventually got replaced by Vista.

Dude, have you seen the Windows Longhorn presentation yet?
Yeah! It looks great!

by ThatOneFuckingNigger January 30, 2017

lolchorus

Where three or more peoples, at least one on some sort of instrument, sing a song as badly and as loudly as possible. Works best in a small room full of people.

We sang in a lolchorus, we had a blast!

by Thesandlion April 7, 2009

Camp Longhorn

Closest thing to heaven. 3 weeks of pure happiness. Nothing like it.

This day sucks. I wish I was out of Austin and at Camp Longhorn.

by SP '04 December 12, 2004

Louisiana Longhorn

When you are from Louisiana and move to Texas to fufill the dream of manifesting destiny, as the history books say, you adapt to being called a Louisiana Longhorn, aka Texas Tiger.

Based from the root words LSU Tigers and UT Longhorns.

When your Daddy is from Louisiana and your Momma is from Texas, you become the product they will call their Louisiana Longhorn.

When ya daddy first laid eyes on ya momma, they knew a Louisiana Longhorn was soon to come.

by jvincent14 August 29, 2012

Jewish longhorning

A Jewish Longhorn is when two male's shove there enormous noses up each other's assholes

Me and mr Greenburg proceeded Jewish Longhorning

by Pink_Cunt January 10, 2017