lollislop

A chick's face covered in a combination of saliva and semen and sometimes smeared makeup from giving the ultimate long and messy blowjob.

Chuck: Hahaha, look at that dirty bitch. She's head to toe in lollislop.

Ted: Yeah, now her sister's licking it off.

by threeinchfrog August 4, 2010

Lalli & Jay Situation

When a boy and a girl like each other but show no signs besides looking at each other every chance they get.
They often are too afraid to say something and they get over one and other,sometimes they man up and say something when it's too late.

Lalli:*Long Glance* at "Jay"
Jay: *Notices* deep down really cares and acts like it's nothing
Lalli: *Turns away*
Jay *Glances* at Lalli
Lalli: *Notices* deep down really cares but act's like it's nothing

Lalli & Jay Situation

by TheGoatZTJ October 22, 2013

lollism

A play on the internet acronym "LOL", "ROFL" or any similiar internet slang term. Usually it involves replacing part of a normal word with a "LOL".

"lollercaust!" "Heh, nice Lollism."

"roflpotamus is a good lollism."

by SkullThuggery November 14, 2006

Loli Derangement Syndrome

The irrational belief that the existence and approval of small anime & manga girls promotes and endorses pedophilia.

Otaku: Megumin and Rory Mercury are my waifus!

Loli Hater: What, so you’re a pedophile who supports child trafficking and rape culture?

Otaku: No....

Loli Hater: But you just admitted to liking underage characters!

Otaku: They’re fictional characters living in already unrealistic fantasy worlds where other characters my age also find them attractive. Is something wrong?

Loli Hater: bUt sHe’s uNdErAGe!!

Otaku: Relax, son, it’s just an anime character.

Loli Hater: bUt yOu’Re sTiLL A peDOphILE!

Otaku: I literally can’t even stand being around people’s annoying children, why should I suddenly be sexually or romantically attracted to them?

Loli Hater: bEcAuSe yOu’RE aTTraCtEd tO uNDerAgE cHaRaCtERs

Otaku: The characters I mentioned look nothing like children and don’t even act like them. Loli Derangement Syndrome in action!

by TheSleeperThatHaunts February 21, 2021

LOLLISTER

LOLLISTER
law-lis-tur

The HOLLISTER of LOL's
-The preppy " LOL "

LOL: abbreviation of Laugh Out Loud

All rights reserved LOLLISTER © 2007-2008

1.
matt says:
look at this definition on urbandiction
thomas:
LOLLISTER

2.
"you're a fag. LOLLISTER "

3.
shutup. only cool ppl can use LOLLISTER

by Thomas Torres December 22, 2007

LolliScrogging

A process of manipulating the branches of a cannabis plant by using low stress training, selected topping and the removal of all the lower plant material. This allows many top flowers to form instead of just one main flower.

The the plants resemble lollipops and utilize the Sea of Green method of growing. LolliScrogging can be used on both indoor and outdoor grow sites.

LolliScrogging my plants brought a larger yield.

by @LolliScroggin October 17, 2021

Lolly pop syndrome

A male or female with a big head with a skinny and body

Do you have lolly pop syndrome

by China chubs February 28, 2019