loved up 

Someone who talks about their girlfriend quite a lot, or does stuff for said girlfriend.

Me, apparently (Matt) am loved up. Sally Jenkinson said so. She's a cummer, and a beanflicker.

loved up by Comedy's Matt Lee and Dr Mark Cousens November 27, 2003

loved up 

Once described as having a crush on every person you see.

loved up by louis October 18, 2001

Locked Up 

Locked Up is when you run upstairs to talk to your parents and the door is locked. That would be considered Locked Out, but in Locked Up, its when the door is locked because your parents are having intercourse. Of course you would not know this unless you could hear the sex noises. Hopfully you can not.

I ran up to my parents room, it was locked. I then put my ear to the door, thats when i noticed i was locked up.

Locked Up by Father Christmas November 4, 2004

Locked up bigger than Dallas 

When something is moving so slowly, it resembles the traffic congestion of Dallas during rush hour. South/East Texan phrase.

"Computer froze again, damn thing's locked up bigger than Dallas"

Typically run together as "locked up bigger'n Dallas".

Locked up bigger than Dallas by outsnyder November 7, 2011

Loved Up 

Being with someone so much you never see your friends

Hey..haven't seen you figured you were loved up

Loved Up by Pegsteroo March 2, 2019

Locked up 

Chezz got locked up they won’t let him out!!

For fuck sake chezz why did u get locked up last night?

Locked up by Mundean December 22, 2019

locked up rocked up cocked up 

it's when you cuck a prisoner while you the prisoner and his wife are all on crack rock

person 1: YOOOOO you know that bi**ch with the ti*s

person 2: the one whos husbend is in prison

person 1:i fu**ed her on crack
person2: so a locked up rocked up cocked up

locked up rocked up cocked up by Calp55 January 1, 2022