Lockharting

Any pompous, narcissistic behavior by a teacher, especially the practice of requiring one's students to buy copies of one's own book. Named for Gilderoy Lockhart, the character from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, who was pompous and narcissistic and required all the students to buy copies of his various memoirs.

Dude, don't take that class -- the professor is Lockharting the students big-time. 3 of the 8 books on the syllabus are his own.

by uksglass August 21, 2014

Lockleared

When you have a situation under control but then your frantic co-worker shows up and everything goes to hell.

Mike: "Did you hear what happened to Billy yesterday"?

John: "No! What happened"?

Mike: "Billy was out with a client and everything was going well but then Tommy showed up and lockleared the whole deal"!

by Sensibility1 April 22, 2021

Lockhart, Texas

Lockhart, Texas, is a town south of Austin, Texas, and is known for fucking amazing barbecue. A lot of directors seem drawn to Lockhart, Texas, like flies to honey, so a lot of movies were filmed there.

Guy 1: dude, I could really go for some barbecue right now
Guy 2: don't worry man, we're only a few minutes away from Lockhart, Texas

by Barbecuefan321 January 15, 2013

gilderoy lockhart

the most handsome wizard to ever draw his wand to the forces of evil, with a dashing smile and a rougish wink.

harry potter and the chamber of secrets, his band "AUF GILDY"

by kate January 2, 2004

Heather Locklear

Noun: a bleach-blond actress in her late forties. she's not a very convincing, or even good actress.
Verb: to suddenly break up with someone, and spread it around before they know you've dumped them.

Did you see that movie with Heather Locklear in it? I avoided that thing like the Plague.

Maria: hey, anna, i'm dumping jason.
anna: wow. that's sudden.
(a few days pass and everyone knows about the break-up)
jason: dude, did she pull a Heather Locklear on me?

by JoviJava February 19, 2006

Lockhart

An area north of Orlando, Florida, found within the Orange County limits. Lockhart has a lush history as one of the first populated areas of Orlando when it was merely a citrus-growing region. It is now home to a large industrial area, steel recycling centers, waste management facilities, as well as a diverse residential population. Lockhart borders on the Pine Hills (aka Crime Hiills, Choppa City, etc) on the south, the City of Apopka on the north, Clarcona on the west, and the Forest City region to the east. The combination of Choppa City residents, the sprawl of trailers, as well as the other intraregional townfolk present a unique and diverse Shanty Town.

I was leaving Clarcona, and wanted to find a nice shanty bar. We decided on one of several within the Lockhart borders.

by Marqques de Caceras December 13, 2009

69 Lovehearts

An alternative name for anyone named Janet.

Michael Jacksons sister, 69 Lovehearts, sure does have nice abdominal muscles.

by Anon September 30, 2004