The reason why the dinosaurs are extinct. see also:
Loch Ness Monster
The Great Wall of China
The Equator
God
Dillon:"what are you up to tonight?"
Me:"not getting eaten by your schlong"
Loch Ness Monster
The Great Wall of China
The Equator
God
Dillon:"what are you up to tonight?"
Me:"not getting eaten by your schlong"
by Zak Hill May 7, 2008
Get the loch ness monstermug. The Loch Ness Monster is a winged creature that is reputed to inhabit Loch Ness in the Scottish Highlands.
Most people think that the creature has descended from a line of long-surviving plesiosaurs. Its description changes between different 'sightings' and there is no one accepted form, but it is commonly thought to be highly intelligent, have a long neck and wings.
Often referred to as 'nessy'.
Most people think that the creature has descended from a line of long-surviving plesiosaurs. Its description changes between different 'sightings' and there is no one accepted form, but it is commonly thought to be highly intelligent, have a long neck and wings.
Often referred to as 'nessy'.
by nessy2 March 20, 2011
Get the Loch Ness Monstermug. Loch Ness Monster is the alternate form of the FrankenMaggie This creature is so large it has a BD. Which scares most Men. The Loch Ness Monster is very scary and fat and ugly. Stand to close to a Loch Ness Monster and you might get butt fucked by it's cankles.
OMG. That Loch Ness Monster's Cankle just went up my ass.
Oh GOD! That Loch Ness Monster is actually FrankenMAGGIE!
Oh GOD! That Loch Ness Monster is actually FrankenMAGGIE!
by ASOBFAN June 29, 2004
Get the Loch Ness Monstermug. He calls it the loch ness monster.
by megida March 29, 2008
Get the loch ness monstermug. A term for large unattractive women. Usually having a reptilian or dinosaur look.
These women are usually very lonely and unintelligent.
Warning do not feed Loch Mess Monsters!!!
Rumour has it that all LMM's share a genetic marker
that can be traced right back to Nessy herself.
These women are usually very lonely and unintelligent.
Warning do not feed Loch Mess Monsters!!!
Rumour has it that all LMM's share a genetic marker
that can be traced right back to Nessy herself.
"THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE! *Points at Monster* THE LOCH MESS MONSTER EXISTS!"
"So this Loch Mess Monster jumps me while I was pissed, tries prying open my lips with her tongue, man. I was sure I was dino dinner. Lucky enough I had some bacon handy, tossed it away from me... never seen something so big run so fast."
"Shit man... loch mess monsters everywhere, lets bounce!"
"Quick!! rub yourself in shit, de guise your scent from the Loch mess Monster over there!!"
"So this Loch Mess Monster jumps me while I was pissed, tries prying open my lips with her tongue, man. I was sure I was dino dinner. Lucky enough I had some bacon handy, tossed it away from me... never seen something so big run so fast."
"Shit man... loch mess monsters everywhere, lets bounce!"
"Quick!! rub yourself in shit, de guise your scent from the Loch mess Monster over there!!"
by Butcher Blain November 15, 2011
Get the Loch Mess Monstermug. by The Great Puzzler September 12, 2009
Get the loch ness monstermug. When you flush an extra long shit and as it spins down, the tip stands up straight, breaching the the water like the Loch Ness monster head emerging while the body is hidden underwater.
Loch Ness Monster- I took a shit so long that when it spun down the tube the tip popped out above the water looking at me like the lock ness monster.
by #IAM100% February 25, 2019
Get the Loch Ness Monstermug.