Lochlan Ralph

Lochlan Ralph a person who can not comprehend the idea of asking for help

Man I cant get this done but I dont want help I'm a Lochlan Ralph

by I like tiddy March 30, 2021

Lochlan Moment

(noun) A moment that is cringeworthy, unfunny or otherwise reminiscent of Lochlan.

Person 1: my dog just died :(
Person 2: lmaooooo. Lochlan Moment.

by Y337 5p34k January 18, 2021

Lochlan preest

Very loving and doesn't judge people by there looks

Lochlan Preest : is the name of a guy not a tall but a very nice guy Lochlan never judges people by there cover because it's the inside that counts.

by $$$$&$? September 29, 2015

Liam and lochlan

Liam and lochlan are usually good friends when separated they go well individually but when together it’s chaos. They know how to make people laugh but if you get on one of there bad sides they will be there for eachother. They are pretty much what you call spastics.

Girl: oh look there’s the two spastics
Other girl: yeah that’s Liam and lochlan

by anonymous October 15, 2020

Lochlan

Hes my babe

Lochlan is so sexy im going to marry him (Im a Dude btw)

by SnowyNZ February 4, 2022

lochlan

dates girls in year 8

lochlan

by aewsrdtl;' November 24, 2021

Pulling a Lochlan

Pulling a Lochlan is the act of intentionally gaslighting another constituent whilst actively engaging in anal intercourse with them.

Person 1: My goodness, I can't take all this rubbish coming from your mouth. You're pulling a Lochlan.
Person 2: Shit!!!

by Celine Dion Fan Account May 9, 2023