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litigiphobia

The paralyzing fear of litigation.
Any action or inaction by a corporation or person to avoid potential lawsuits.
litigiphobia leads to the label on a plastic bag: THIS IS NOT A TOY
by John F. Oliver November 8, 2007
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Litics

The art of being lit. Haveing characteristics of lit. Being lit and chill in general
Bro that dude over there has the tendency of litics
by Savage Duck January 21, 2020
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litsa

Litsa, in Greek means the right hand of God. Litsas are bubbly, social butterflies, beautiful, courageous, popular, trustworthy, and make the best of friends.
Litsa originates from the name Evangilia
by GreekGeek November 28, 2013
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Apparition Litigation

For those individuals supranaturally inclined, a proposal that would allow 'spirit' or 'ghost' testimony--verbal, written or gesture, as legitimate court evidence and admissible for legal proceedings. Attestation provided by creatures such as pixies, genies, fairies, mermaids, leprechauns, centaurs, chimeras, imps, ghouls, gnomes, trolls, hippogriffs, basalisks, dragons and/or werewolves, among others, are patently disallowed due to their imaginary or mythological status.
Prosecution: Mrs. Jones is on trial for the murder of her husband. Forensic evidence will show that she struck him on the back of the head with a large iron skillet. Testimony from our medical expert will show that the blow crushed his skull and fragments of bone severed large arteries supplying his brain. Furthermore, we have an eye-witness to the events as provided by the account of Elder Price, a Mormon evangelist who had just rung the residence door-bell.

Defense: Your Honor, ladies and gentlemen of the jury--Mrs. Jones is completely innocent of this heinous crime. As our evidence is presented, you will see that it was Mrs. Kristienz, the DECEASED Ex-wife of Mr. Jones, who is responsible for his murder...we call Mrs. Kristianz to the stand!

Bailiff: Mrs. Kristianz, do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth? Mrs. Kristianz?

Judge: Mrs. Kristianz, do you realize that you must answer the question, gesture or provide a written response? Mrs. Kristianz? Apparition Litigation in continuance until further notice...
by YAWA May 13, 2019
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Liaison

1.A close bond or connection.
2.a channel for communication between groups
3.Secret sexual relatrionship
"he is my liaison with the guerrillas"
by Thanasis K. March 1, 2005
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lithsexual

lithsexual people who feel attraction towards people, but with no desire to have the feelings reciprocated or the desire to act on it.
"Im in love with my best friend"

"Why dont you ask them out?"

"I dont want to"

"Why?"

"Because im lithsexual"
by Cookiehope November 22, 2014
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Lirish Syndrome

A contagious disease that is commonly found among sheep which induces it's user to have takes that are accordingly similar to tiktok user Lirishfwanime
He rated FLCL a 10/10 he must have Lirish Syndrome
by lirishfwpronouns April 1, 2021
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