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lithsexual 

lithsexual people who feel attraction towards people, but with no desire to have the feelings reciprocated or the desire to act on it.
"Im in love with my best friend"

"Why dont you ask them out?"

"I dont want to"

"Why?"

"Because im lithsexual"
lithsexual by Cookiehope November 22, 2014
Words you can keep

Lissexual 

attracted to a person known as Liss
Liss: *walks by*
Lissexual Person: "omg what a cutie"
Lissexual by Desqrt May 6, 2021

lithrosexual 

Lithrosexual is a term for someone who does feel romantic/sexual attraction but doesn't want/need it to be reciprocated. It's ok if it's one sided.
A: hey you said you liked this person, I could help you maybe they'll like you back !
B: no thank you, I do like them but that doesn't mean I want them to feel the same. I don't rly care bc I'm lithrosexual.
lithrosexual by Syrinfin November 21, 2015

Lindsexual 

Attracted to Lindsey Morgan

Are you lindsexual? I am
I’m lindsexual because how attractive she is.
Lindsexual by I can make it go boom December 31, 2020

lithrosexual 

As I have heard it is someone who can have a sexual and or romantic attraction to someone but does not want those feelings returned. I have also heard it is on the Asexual spectrum.
Sasha:I used to have a huge crush on Arthur but when he asked me out I felt uncomfortable and I had to turn him down.
Annie:Sounds like you might be Lithrosexual or Lithromantic.
lithrosexual by Best pseudonym ever December 1, 2015

Letosexual 

A sexual orientation in which you are only attracted to Jared Leto and/or Shannon Leto (of 30 Seconds To Mars). You may find that the other men you try to pursue just simply do not compare to the sexiness and sheer talent of the Leto brothers, so you give up on guys.

Becoming Letosexual may cause the delusion of actually thinking you and a Leto are meant to be together. But this thought is more comforting and less painful than actually being in a relationship with someone who will eventually break your heart in the end.
Mom: Why don't you go out and find yourself a nice boyfriend. honey?
You: I can't, mom. I'm Letosexual.
Letosexual by 30secondstoleto October 31, 2011

LILISEXUAL 

Lilisexual is when you’re gay, but only for on person that’s right the one and only true goddess Lili Pauline Reinhart... I mean how are you not Lilisexual yet?
friend: hey did you see Lili’s new instagram post today?
Me: OH HELL YEAH I WAS FIRST LIKE, I’M LILISEXUAL WHAT DID YOU THINK
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

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