Literature

Anything written in print that's not Twilight.

Girl: Man, that was one good piece of literature!
Twilight fan: OMG I know, right? I loved Edward!
Girl: ... I'm not talking about that insult to even books in the School Library....

by xFallenMisery December 12, 2010

Literatureizing

Part of speech - Verb
Tense - Very (in need of good massage)
Other Tense - Past, present, future, Jacob Marley
Origin - Torinsylvanian, originally meaning to hit someone with a cantaloupe
Definition - to do something in a literary setting that is brag worthy
Synonyms - writalenting, englisherizing

Used in a sentence - Man I'm so good at literatureizing

by wordwriter18495 January 8, 2021

Literature

Literature is understanding the deep meaning of twisted words and sentences that make no sense at first and messes with your head.

Person 1: I'm back from the test.
Person 2: Welcome back, how was it? c:
Person 1: I was given 20 minutes to write an essay and the only information on the paper was "The Teacher says that literature is an excellent Liberty"
Person 2: Oh.. Literature...
Person 1: I think I did a burnout from how horrible that simple sentence was .. Which I had to write something with ~

by Lilu Senpai June 21, 2016

literary masturbation

When someone quotes him or herself.

Yesterday, Brian put his own, apparently funny quote, on his AIM profile. There should be some decency law against literary masturbation like that.

by ricebagg July 28, 2004

Gentlemen's Literature

1) Literature tending to the needs of a gentleman, at such times when one is often alone. Essential reading for the cultured gent.
2) Dirty titty mags for dirty manslags.

"I say Terrance, lovely collection of gentlemen's literature you have here!"
"Why thank you, Horace. It is a hobby of mine."
"I don't mean to be overtly suggestive, old chap, but this one is sticky!"
"Yes, it is a favourite of mine!"
"Oh my, Terrance, you dirty wanker!"
"Give us a kiss."

by ohohohohoho aye March 23, 2009

Literature Club

The totally normal club with cute girls that your childhood best friend bribes you to join with cupcakes. Makes your heartbeat go doki doki while writing fire poems.

Childhood bestfriend: Hey join the literature club
Main Character: No
CHBF: One of the members made cupcakes
MC: shit im in

by MKmac November 21, 2020

AP literature

The very foundation of death. We stand in accord to the tintinnabulation that sounds over us as we inheritiely die from the overwhelming pressure and the aptitude of the exam to make us wish for an early death and making a sepulcher to commemorate our time suffering in that class. Getting a 5 is the aspiration of everyone, yet due to the overwhelming workload we inherit, we are bound to just sit and solicit to the gods we deem holy. I wish you luck my fellow students, not only will we overcome this year but we will all get 5’s (except Carlos, Zareen, Zack, Osama and basically anyone with a pulse in this planet cuz the exam is f****** hard :///). Let’s hope for a bright year AP literature students.

“Dude did you start the AP literature sentence constructions” -Carlos

“Yeah Carlos stop lacking and actually do the constructions” - King Osama

by Lil’osa October 8, 2018