Do your nosehairs reach your lips?

Used to ask or imply someone is stupid or shortsighted

Jay, you thought you could beat Nich in Soul Caliber? Do your nosehairs reach your lips?

by Alberich69 August 23, 2022

bitch lips

Noun, plural. Colloquial term for the labia i.e. the lips of the vagina.

Loretta walks around in a too-short skirt and a too-small thong so that all the guys can see her skanky bitch lips hanging out.

by Wrong-side-of-the-tracks August 7, 2008

slug lips

australian: a woman that has had too much botox or collagen injected into her lips thus giving them the appearance of two slugs mating.

1."looks like old slug lips has overdone the botox again"

2."went to the casino the other night - faaarkin hairy old slug lips everywhere"

by gibbalatte October 31, 2012

frosty lips

a) when a girl wears shiny pale colored lipstick making her lips luscious and frosty.

b) a girl with very cold lips

c) when a girl is doming you up nice and juicy-like and asks for your load on her face, and then proceeds to forget what is on her lips, she is said to have frosty lips

a) Paula Abdul - Randy says "Damn, Paula, your lips are lookin' so luscious-like. You got some frosty-ass lips, dawgg!"

b) "Dude, Becca's got some frosty fuckin' lips, gave me shivers." "..... She's dead man..."

c) "Lia, dear, what is that on your lips?" "Oh, shit, I got some frosty lips!"

by Webster and Oxford September 21, 2009

lipstink

when someone makes a horrible attempt to lipsynch (which in and of itself is so very annoying).

I just saw the kids on American Idol totally lipstink a performance... Totally dreadful and disappointing.

by PURPLE HAYES March 4, 2009

putting lipstick on a pig

A term used by many, generally in reference to someone who may be trying to make something or someone look appealing or attractive when it quite clearly will not work, or will only deceive the dumbest of people.

Car salesmen are generally good at "putting lipstick on a pig" because they are always selling unroadworthy buckets of shit and try and hide their shitfulness by tarting them up.

The dude in that car yard just put a body kit on that piece of shit. Talk about putting lipstick on a pig

by Scoundrel August 10, 2004

Lipstick Alley

Lipstick Alley was originally a website for Black women of all ethnicities, but originally only for African-American women. Now it is a website full of people masked in "digital blackface" and trolls who "doxx" people's personal information, and the moderators and The Admin are okay with that. In fact the Admin and moderators scheme behind closed doors to get rid of users they find irritating, it was revealed by a moderator that they discuss members, which is why certain members are always given warnings for no reason and then banned indefinitely. They also have favorite members, who can do no wrong. They can "doxx" and "cyber-bully" and get no warnings. They also love to use the "groan" button to show how much they dislike someone, which shows you how crazy they are.

Biased moderators include The Admin who is the worst, Chris Partlow, DadofSage, RagstoRiches, and a few others. Most of them are in digital blackface, as LSA has been sold over the years. If you want to be bullied, harassed, and stalked, then LSA is the place for you. The blocking system is flawed, it does not work, and if you ask the Admin or moderators for help, they will shun you and possibly turn the table on you and ban you, instead of the person harassing you.

There is a privacy breach, in which you cannot delete your account or data. They also collect data on each and every user.

"I don't like what you have to say on Lipstick Alley, so I'm going to GROAN you to death with the rating system! And get you banned by the Admin and the moderators!"

Response: "DAMN!"

by RanRanChan September 19, 2020